Blake

Figures I got ninja'd by the chief ninja.

Yes.

do you, perchance, have the winning lottery numbers?

Well, crud. Smeltzer has lost the location of his pitches.

But, do you have the official mat?

By the way, is this where we start hollering to get rid of Smeltzer because he obviously isn't a good pitcher, because he's unable to maintain a 0.00 ERA throughout a season?

Sure am!

Used to make hotdog sammiches as a kid. Slice the hotdog lengthwise, fry, put on bread with mayo and mustard.

Hotburger. Toss some chili on it, and away you go.

Well, to be fair, MN has a lot of outdoor hockey arenas. Just saying.

Who caught the ball from Marwin?

I challenge your math!

Yeah, but at least it's a voluntary tax.

That last bit was comparing the lottery to the chances of getting a home run ball from and signed by Mr. Kepler. Tongue-in-cheek as it were.

If you're at the game, you've got a chance. If not, then, no chance. Sort of like the lottery slogan of, "You can't win if you don't play."

He was hilarious in the "Black Adder" series.

Point of order?

Would you mind elaborating? Thanks.

Yeah, I've looked into it and got mixed results. Sort of like my game thread openers.

I don't know about asking nicely but I might be able to manage begging and pleading.

And your point?

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