Blake

Crud, Astudillo.

You've never heard of the Pepto and Vodka? *Neither have I, but that's not the point

Does Hamilton have any power at all? Or is he sort of a Jason Tyner type?

Come on, Sano! Make chief look stupid again! edit: Well, that didn't work.

Just make sure Machado takes a bat off the mask during an at-bat.

Yay Ned! Thanks for the old-school out giveaway. Hopefully, you'll continue to sponsor these events whenever the Twins are in town!

Rosario gets it done! And, pitching Rosario away with the shift on wasn't the best idea that pitcher had.

Polanco bounced one in front of the plate, contact play was on, Schoop was out trying to advance from third, but Kepler learned from his mistake and made it to third and Polanco wound up on second.

even crazier? It seemed to have worked.

With an armed service joke tossed in.

Wow, Kepler is clutch.

Nope. They were sent out to be sharpened. Just in case.

Chief, I think that ship sailed long ago....

As hard as I've been on Sano, the picture from the dugout said a lot. The guy looked like he had the weight of the world on his shoulders and it was just lifted a little bit.

Here, you can borrow this:

Okay what just happened there?

I look over, and Sano is up. Uggh.

Remember? O L D....

They need a new Oscar category: Best injury writhe in soccer.

Dinner went quite well and, pro tip, it's possible to have the birthday card waiting on the table for your arrival with a bit of advanced planning.

Yeah, I'd as soon hit Golden Corral and the Chocolate Waterfall. ®

Nah, a bit too hifalutin for us hayseeds.

I will be taking the lovely Mrs. Blake out this evening for her birthday. Hopefully, she's okay with Little Caesar pizza.

Yeah, this team seems to be sleep walking right now.

This team cannot afford the strikeout artists known as SanoCave.