Blake

And the questions is: What would not have been asked about the Twins last year?

Close enough.

Joe goes boom this at bat?

Suzuki?

I could hear the excitement...mainly because I cannot see the game.

Ever the optimist.

So, you would have turned things over to the bullpen? Is that you, Paul?

Why did the truth make me laugh so hard?

Hey, at least the bullpen didn't give up the lead.

Crap. (After the depends comment it seems fitting)

Not any more. And I was just about to scold you for not putting that in the form of a question: we're winning?

Evidently, it isn't. Thanks for asking.

I suddenly had a vision of Vanimal's date saying "stop that, it feels I'm being poked by aliens."

You do realize that roughly 40% of the population has no idea what a library card is these days, right?

Depends.

Going with the sage advice of Kenny Rogers, I see.

Certainly can tell it is early in the season when the ERA of a pitcher changes dramatically from inning to inning.

Tell Alice Blake says hi. (no idea if Alice still works there, but, might be funny)

I suggested, last year, tongue in cheek, that the Twins should bring back Butera. Looking pretty good now, eh?

What? I thought you Canadia's spoke some sort of weird French.

Wait, scottz isn't the sacrifice any more? Was there a stone knife and stone alter involved? Oh yeah, Pyramids, mustn't forget the Pyramid.

Oh, and what's the dealio with the "u" in color?

The great thing about the color red: You're either on fire or going down in flames. Sort of a one size fits all color.

Why should you think you're the only one? You're not that special!

Fun fact: Atlanta is still winless. Atlanta and the Twins: World Series 2017!!