Blake

Sorry, I have little interest in drawing rooms. Small talk really isn't my thing. Inane? Obviously.

My grandfather clock would only tick without a tock. I took it to the little old german clockmaker and told him the problem. He told me not to worry, he had ways to make the clock tock.* *shamelessly lifted from Readers Digest humor.

Looks to me like I drew you out. Slow on the draw, as it were.

I didn't know you had drawing skills to insult....

Dozier is done for. Sacrifice scottz.

In looking at the Brewers, I think they're the ones who've been imbibing. Wow, Sox fielding of last year is now the Brewers of this year.

I'm not sure what happened Arcia, but it's great to see. Looks like he's become a professional with passion.

Says the guy who has a wanted poster for an avatar. Or..Is that you really you, Mr. Cooper? I wonder if the reward is still available?

-10 is a lot closer than +10. Careful what you wish for.

Side note: Atlanta and the Twins have the same record.

Are we talking Series? Pennant? Division? Or day to day? Since we've yet to win 3 of the 4 listed, then no, we have not won. My vote stands.

I dunno, Chitown Twins fan? Definitely a case to be made.

Woot. Leadoff triple against Weaver.

I think that's been replaced by sacrificing scottz.

The Twins facing a pitcher they've traditionally not had any luck against? Check. The Twins using a pitcher they've had no success with? Check. Twins win pretty much guaranteed.

Twins game? Might as well introduce her to the bad to go along with the good.

No Vanimal.

Well, shoot. I liked that streak. History was made. It was comfortable.

Either that, or she found out he is the epitome of patience and long-suffering.

3 outs. 3 outs.

Sano makes the catch!

9 pitch at bat? These are terms with which I have no knowledge as a Twins fan. Perhaps a kindly TD poster can enlighten me.

I thought it was homage to Brian's thread start.

"Twins Rally." I am unfamiliar with this term. Would any of the kind TD posters explain it to me?

Look out, Atlanta, the Twins are right on your tail!