Blake

As if that's a problem on this forum.

Not enough evidence to overturn the call.

He survived the beheading? Explains a lot.

My post had a vomit reference. So, no. Remember, standards must be upheld.

But is Chief truly alive? Or is he only sort of alive?

Much as I dislike the way this game is going, it's nice to see the Twins staying even with one of the best teams in the league.

You only say that because it's true.

Ever eat a pine tree? Many parts are edible. And, the pulp is used to make paper. So, there you go.

Great, normally, I'd be on the edge of my seat. Now, I'm comfortably indifferent.

Man, that Werth guy bugs me. He keeps catching things hit at him.

Boy, this is certainly baseball. Duffey was dealing and going toe-to-toe with Strasburg and is knocked out. The pen keeps it together just long enough for May then Jepsen to fail.

It seems like foxtracks is not being used as much this year. Almost like MLB told broadcasters to knock it off because they don't like umps being second guessed. Or, they couldn't get sponsors for foxtracks.

Of course, I do think Jepsen got robbed on a strike call.

Jepsen+Harper=Bad Feeling.

I see you have followed the true story format as specified by a site mod.

Does this mean you're okay with a gal who thinks it's groovy and sticks around after you throw up on them?

I've always been of the opinion that ad guys always go in with 3 ideas, one of which the agency guys know is a bad ad...and yet it gets selected.

We need a Sox style triple play here.

Nothing is worse than the "My Peperona" jingle or whatever it was. Gad...bad yet memorable. Almost like a recurring theme.

You cook rather than buy? What kind of Californian are you?

Probably because you don't have a Cheesecake Factory in your neck of the woods.

I could see that Dozier was going to clobber that fastball that went foul. I did not see the next one coming.

Probably threatened with push-ups.

Question: At the trade deadline, the Twins are 6 or 7 games below .500. Do you trade Mr. Mauer if he's still hitting the way he is? (ignoring the no-trade clause in his contract) Or, is Park traded? Dozier?

I don't get a warning point for asking an actual baseball question in a game thread, do I?