Blake

I don't get it. What's wrong with what they're wearing?

Except for the hating puppies and kittens part, you could be talking about me.

See, that's an argument I don't get, because dogs are clearly superior. Seriously, would a cat do this:

I've long said "Play .500 ball until the All Star break and anything can happen."

And if you go with your wife or girlfriend, avoid the kiss cam!

I've always said that because I'm inherently lazy, I tend to tell the truth because it takes too much effort to remember a lie. My next favorite thing is not trying to weasel out of a screw up. Own up then and there and watch the person laying out the accusation double clutch and stutter because they were prepared to give you the proverbial beat down. Not only that, puts one in the perfect position to do "okay time to move on" and then do so. Great intro!

I like the fact Lynn showed some fire and was open about his dissatisfaction with his previous outings. Hopefully, this will lead to better things down the road.

I thought Chris Carter was voted into the Football HOF after he retired?

I'm surprised you weren't snoring.

Lance Lynn today: 1,2,3 4th and a shutout. As expected.

I think the quiz should be graded on the curve. This is a baseball blog, after all.

Rosario: "Anyone can face plant horizontally."

Rosario: "Darn it, I forgot the Velcro suit."

Baseball should be a sanctuary from politics, all politics.

Thumbnail sketch: Berrios gave up two runs early, there was much growsing in the comments over the inability of the Twins to hit another lefty who throws softer than Bartolo Colon. Berrios puts up zeroes, Twins chase the lefty starter, huzzah and then win it on a walk, daring baserunning play by Rosario who capped off his night by snagging a hot line drive against the left field wall. There was much rejoicing and some "what the heck was that that Rosario did" after the win.

Rosario for the win!

I think Bremer got it right when he said that Rosario is one of the most interesting guys on the team.

Well, he can't really run down his employer. however, hearing him sigh as he's talking about another pop-up by the Twins while flailing against another low power lefty is comedy gold, as far as I'm concerned.

So, Detroit is getting on the nerves of the Umpires? The tiger team is showing some spunk? Gee, I know of a team that could use a little attitude injection.

Harry Caray school of broadcasting?