Blake

If you'd have told me I'll be rooting for the Sox at the end of the season during Spring Training, I'd have laughed at you.

Nope. I merely question your sincerity.

Victory shot.

Yeah, that being my point. Twins need to take advantage this year.

Suuuuure there is....

Just remember, the Sox team we're pulling for is beating on Cleveland in a convincing fashion by playing their youngsters.

Herrera still bringing the heat!

Sox are putting the HURT on Cleveland. Figure HURT deserves to be capitalized because the Sox may very well end any and all post season hopes for Cleveland.

Let's go Sox! Ouch! Let's go Sox! Ouch!Let's go Sox! Ouch!Let's go Sox! Ouch!Let's go Sox! Ouch!Let's go Sox! Ouch!Let's go Sox! Ouch!Let's go Sox! Ouch!Let's go Sox! Ouch!Let's go Sox! Ouch!Let's go Sox! Ouch!Let's go Sox! Ouch!Let's go Sox! Ouch!Let's go Sox! Ouch!Let's go Sox! Ouch!Let's go Sox! Ouch!

Oh, I thought since, "SQUIRREL" you might have, shall we say, interesting accommodations?

You live in a skybox at the field?

I doubt it, ash is probably taking his afternoon nap about that time.

Go Sox *penance for such heresy.

Well, I'm a lot older than the kids on the team and I know I would. So, hazarding a guess, yes.

Nah, just don't rinse the chicken and you're good to go!

Okay, over to the Cleveland game.

First time I've seen everyone duck from a pitch.

Rosario!

Daniel Palka, he of the .080 average, got a 2 strike hit off of Justin, err, Shane Bieber. Wow, I was actually a bit high on Palka's average.

Indubitably, my good sir.

That was pretty funny, Duffey mad at himself for letting a runner get a hit off of him.

Was it painful to type that? It should be painful.

It's Detroit, so.... I really hope this comment ages well....