Joe A. Preusser

I agree with some of you. Nothing here. No details, no facts. Nothing. The same crew here eviscerating our Twins for not moving Simmons also lambast the org for their "being in on" X Player but never following through. Total reporting Garbage. Don't get sucked in. Seth said it best: Throw away sentence.

Dozier to the Dodgers, right?

Turtle a great story, teammate, energy, personality. I don't believe he is currently one of our 25 best players.

I really want to see 6 Gibby walks tonight. I feel like this fanbase is owed that.

Yay! Not a rest day! I mean BOO! What's wrong with his wrist???

No thank you

I've never tried monkey, but if I see that Mr. Rally I swear by all that's holy it will be on my grill tonight. Free samples!

Dont overdo it. 12 feet tall, solid gold is PLENTY.

You have no idea what gets bet in the backroom poker games.

They all like naps?

I prefer: 1. Cruz 2. Cruz 3. Cruz 4. Cruz 5. Cruz 6. Cruz 7. Cruz 8. Cruz 9. Cruz Bench: Joe (just so I can tell everyone I'm a big leaguer, not that I'd ever crack that linup.)

Kepler pops it up. Someone put that on a loop.

What an odd post.

I'm nervous. Only 8.5 innings away from the 10th.

Indeed. Which is why she can't be 59.

Chi-Town Twins fan can't be 59?

You are forgetting our famous "nap room," which Nelson Cruz has praised for helping him mash baseballs over the fence. I'm on to something here.

Success strategy? Every cracked tooth = a homerun? Let's get that man some ROCKS!

3 months out or 4?

I disagree completely. Buxton will definately have an opportunity to win an MVP award this year. Everything else sounds great.

Those two are definately worth a good reliever. However, if I had a good reliever to trade, I would definately be asking for a lottery ticket low minors player. Unless of course that team thinks either Cave or Gorden can contribute to my next winning cycle, which is possible. I actually think highly of both. In another year when our offense isn't lights-out, both could start for the MLB club.

I wouldn't say no to a hug.

I can't either, but it's crazy how teams are valuing prospects and cheap, affordable talent these days.

Question. If we were to trade #39 and nothing else, what would it get us? A late inning releiver? A mid-rotation starter? Or am I valuing too highly?

Ummm, yes? Was the sarcasm not dripping enough?