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Sadly, I'm not even surprised. This FO is such a joke, it's an insult to Twins fans that they haven't all been fired.

Broke your hip?

Can Sano please come back so I can stop looking at lineups with Plouffe and Dozier in the 4 and 5 hole

These days, Weaver looks like someone that would be pitching for us. And unfortunately for him, I don't mean that in a good way. Fortunately for us, it works out just fine.

There isn't a single player on this team that deserves to bat in the 3 or 4 spots on an MLB team.

Nice. I was gonna ask where at, but I see you're in California. Twin Cities seem to be weak on outdoor ranges. One over in Hudson at least and some decent indoor ranges nearby, but the indoors just don't compare to the outdoor ones, especially for long guns. Shot at a sweet free outdoor range when I was in Madison a month ago though. Never done any of the organized event stuff, but it's definitely intriguing.

How'd you shoot? Hell, as long as you didn't shoot yourself, I'd wager you had more fun than any of us who watched this game.

It's more efficient to just smash yourself in the eyes with the newspaper.

If my fired, you mean banned, then yes, I probably will be banned if he has a job in 2017.

If Terry Ryan still has a job in 2017, I ****ing quit.

Yes to cleaning house. No to anything to do with Ozzie.

At least all of the successful arms in the pen can give him some solid advice after the game. Oh, wait...

Terry Ryan's printer only prints in black and white. What is this blueprint you speak of?

Turn on the game, top of the 2nd, down 4. This team. What a ****ing joke. On the bright side, at least uhhhh...I got nothing.

If Nunez can hit it that far off Conley, does that mean we're going to see an out of the park bomb from Park tonight? That was a monster.

Now, I'm not a baseball expert, but I'm pretty sure the time for your velocity to be coming along and "putting it together" is spring training, not June. Jepsen shouldn't close another game for the Twins. Perkins shouldn't close another game for the Twins whenever he comes back. Give Abad the opportunities, get his value up a bit (assuming we get a few save opportunities before the deadline), and then flip him for anything you can get. Or, let Chargois get some experience in the bigs. At this point, the only value of having Jepsen close is to repeatedly remind Terry Ryan that he didn't do **** to fix our bullpen this offseason.

What exactly does Chargois have to do to get called up? We could throw him right into the closer position and i don't think it could be worse than Jepsen. I can't say I was paying much attention to the game, but I'm pretty sure Dick said something about opposing batters hitting over .330 against Jepsen. I'd look into it but the internet has more enjoyable things to offer me.

Park deserves as much slack on transition time as any of our young players in my opinion. Not only is the transition for Korean ball to MLB just as big as a jump from the minors to the majors, he's also dealing with the cultural transition. Sure, I wish he was more consistent so far, but i'm not going to be too harsh on him yet. Give him time to see pitchers for the first and second time, different ballparks, etc. If at the end of the year he's still scuffling or it doesn't look like he's gonna be able to catch up to fastballs, then we can start worrying some. For now, it's no different than one of the kids having some struggles. Give him time to adjust. Plus, we stink, so I don't see any benefit to him being in the minors vs learning against MLB pitchers.

Dozier and Plouffe batting 3 and 4 makes me shed a tear every single time I see the lineup. And presumably makes opposing pitchers shed tears of joy.

Not sure how that isn't ruled an error...but we'll take it.

I'd really like to get ahold of whatever drugs Molitor is on when he sets these lineups, because they must be spectacular.

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Well, that was....different.

Escobar and Nunez both to the bullpen. I mean, its gotta be an upgrade, right? Right?