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http://meadowparty.com/blog/2016/07/28/klawchat-72816/ I know not everyone loves KLaw, but he sure hit the nail on the head with these.

I guess I could just have someone box my ears so I can't hear. Anything so I don't have to listen to that clown.

Please don't hit Roy Smalley in the mouth with a foul ball, please don't hit Roy Smalley in the mouth with a foul ball, please don't hit Roy Smalley in the mouth with a foul ball... Edit: wait. did I get that backwards? **** it. Someone just hit him in the mouth please.

You seem to be confused on which year was the mirage.

Roy sure does have a man-crush on Danny Santana. With the way he describes him, you'd think he must be at least halfway decent, but words are deceiving.

The Pohlads have the money, but do they have the technology? http://www.tvnstarhunt2.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/sixmill.jpg

Huge relief on Buxton. The impact itself didnt look that bad, but him not being able to stand had me worried.

I'm not advocating trading him just to trade him, but I really have no clue what sort of potential haul we could get. He hasn't exactly shown anything impressive, besides his speed, to this point. If we could get back a young, cost controlled quality pitcher or some sort of deal with a quality catcher, it'd be intriguing to hear offers at the least. I know he's supposed to be a huge core of our future, and I really hope that pans out, but he does scare me a lot with his balls to the wall approach he seems to be taking into the walls out there.

I hate to say it, but I'm really starting to feel like it might be in our best interest to be shopping Buxton this offseason, at the very least to see what sort of return we could get.

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Buxton looks like he ****ed something up bad. This is not good

Winner, Winner, chicken...is in the oven. Literally. I have chicken drumsticks in the oven.

Hey, Neil:

Damn, that was a loud home run.

I could've sworn that went straight into his glove from the original angle. Looked like an amazing catch.

I hate to praise Danny Santana, but that was a nice throw. Lucky for him, Sano's vertical isn't too impressive.

Quade: Jose has been pitching really well down here Ryan: Oh yeah, better than Tommy Milone? Quade: he's only given up 10 hits in the last 30 innings pitched Ryan: 10 hits in 3 innings doesn't sound so great Quade: 30. Ryan: No, I'm 62. Quade: He's only given up 10 hits in the last 30 innings. Ryan: My cell phone connection is bad. Call me when he's pitching well.

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Roy is the perfect fill in broadcaster, from the point of view of ownership. All he does is gush over how great terrible players are, and considering almost our entire roster is terrible players, its a match made in heaven. Unfortunately, its a match made in hell for all the rest of us. It angers me that he is paid to tell awful rambling stories and to brown nose the FO so hard that he's brown from nose to toes.

So, instead of being ****ing awful, the reality is that they should just be normal awful? This team is trash. That is this rosters true talent level. One good month last year does not change that.

Cuz Paul Molitor.

Ah, yes, the great success of missing the playoffs. Lucky for them, we'll be just as successful on that front this year.

It amazes me that there aren't more stolen bases against us every single game. If I were an opposing team and Suzuki is catching, I'm sending the guy on first every time unless its Ortiz or Panda or someone like that.

****, where's Duensing when you need him?

Ahhh, so thats what the Twins Community Fund is for.