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Let Duran start. Our ACE in the making. Cheap too.

The Roll-a-Dex must be going around again.

We need an ACE. Duhran would like to be a starter. Give him the job.

Wanna borrow my North Stars cap?

Analyze the bullpen management as it pertains to losing close games.

Carlos who?

Such a beautiful swing when he is healthy.

But if you close your eyes Does it almost feel like nothing changed at all? And if you close your eyes Does it almost feel like you've been here before? How am I gonna be an optimist about this? How am I gonna be an optimist about this?

Q: Mother, why do I keep going around in circles? A: Shut up or I will nail your other foot to the floor. Round and round we go, Twins fans.

I won't miss him.

Because he "destroys" lefties? Destroys? Really?

FWIW I saw a sign posted on an outhouse door on Montague Island in Alaska that said Jimmy Hoffa's body was buried there. And now you know.

That would be the short-armed one. The one that can't play with himself.

Good idea.

It is uncomfortably normal for us to be looking for our young guys to struggle and fail. Is it just the Minnesota mindset? Personally I look for him to surprise us all offensively and defensively. Damn the data.

No. NEXT!

Put me in coach. I'm ready to play

When all else fails, lower your standards.

Let Polanco dh. A switch hitting DH.

It concerns me greatly that our young call-ups seem to be so poorly schooled in some very basic baseball fundamentals. Base running blunders. Poor outfield play on so many levels. Do we need better coaches in the minors?

I would not like to pitch with that list of outfielders playing behind me. Too many errors and poor decisions.

His demise came immediately after the sticky stuff was banned. I don't expect to see him pitch for the Twins again. He was a fun story.

We have become the T'ins again.

Yes, keep Grey. He's the closest thing we have to an Ace. I enjoy watching him pitch. Our young arms can learn a lot from him. Sano no Bundy not so much

The Win Probability Chart. It seems completely useless to me.