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  1. LaBombo
    "That boy's soooo duuumb he thinks a bullpen is somethin' tuh write with!"
  2. LaBombo
    Braves GM: "We've traded Aybar to the Tigers for Mike Aviles." Braves manager: "How soon will he be here?" GM: "The Tigers' traveling secretary says that..." Manager: "It was a joke, dude."
  3. LaBombo
    Yeah, on a 101 mph fastball any outcome other than striking out with a swing that looks like slowmo is a good outcome. The actual walk itself is just kind of a bonus.
  4. LaBombo
    Is Molitor moonlighting in the dugout as a tech support from home worker for Microsoft or something? There are times where he just seems checked out.
  5. LaBombo
    Front office gets a rebate on unused challenges at the end of the season.
  6. LaBombo
    Insurance field goal preferable, please.
  7. LaBombo
    Yikes, what a home half of the 8th. A pitch like that hanger that got launched at the right field fair pole was how Bootsie got killed. All they found was twenty dollars and a pair of Adidas.
  8. LaBombo
    Three S's and a stick in diss-respek, Brow.
  9. LaBombo
    Emergency Image Purge Station => http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-KT4XKMDHfAc/ULQCbSSPvXI/AAAAAAAAPSI/nzzQvwZ3UgQ/s1600/cat+and+dogs.jpg
  10. LaBombo
    http://www.rahafharfoush.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/pitchfork-torch-mob.jpg
  11. LaBombo
    That's one more than the total you get by adding his Fangraphs ZiPs, Steamer, and Depth Chart HR projections together. Let the Festive Dance of the Position Change Power Renaissance begin (a little behind schedule)!
  12. LaBombo
    Not sure about a missed hit and run, but I'm starting to think that Dozier's legs are factory refurbs that had 30,000 miles on them when they were installed. Upper body is 29, legs are 31.
  13. LaBombo
    Attitudes aside, you're heavily overestimating the amount of potential energy contained in this forum. http://muchmorethanmommy.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/gloom.jpg
  14. LaBombo
    I had syria but a corpsman gave me some ointment that cleared it right up.
  15. LaBombo
    Unless you're in the Hamptons or Beverly HIlls, in which case you probably have one right there in your neighborhood who can take care of it for you.
  16. LaBombo
    http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1771620.1398704393!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_750/bloom29f-3-web.jpg
  17. LaBombo
    And out of the time capsule from 2011 2012 2013 2014 2015 2016 popped a singing, dancing frog, along with a Twins fan's fervent hopes for a competitive pitching staff next year.
  18. LaBombo
    Chicks dig rockers. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-P848yWXqq0g/UPa7ASU3beI/AAAAAAAAAn0/kTWruLT2bdA/s200/money4prb.jpg Edit: Forgot Eddie is a fellow sax man, plus it was mean to use such a bad picture, so here's a better one. http://theconcertdatabase.com/sites/theconcertdatabase.com/files/eddie%20m.jpg
  19. LaBombo
    He's got... two tickets to Triple A. Pack his bags and leave today.
  20. LaBombo
    He wasn't my first choice for mascot plagiarism. Didn't the Chargers briefly have some lightning bolt cartoon guy years ago who made it look like electricity could be used as a substitute for recreational drugs?
  21. LaBombo
    'He's Chaaaargie, the crackly, erratically, fantastically pitching pitchie man!'
  22. LaBombo
    Oh, you meant the fans.
  23. LaBombo
    Three way tedium tie: Watching Gibson contend for the 2016 Steve Trachsel Award, third string Vikings defensive backs doing their best Top Gun Hollywood's "Where'd whoooo go" impression, and Olympic rhythmic gymnasts singlehandedly raise the question of whether once every four years is too often.
  24. LaBombo
    Yes, but he makes up for it by being so slow and boring to watch that the batter is too lethargic to take advantage of it.
  25. LaBombo
    Most people have probably made up their minds about bringing back Molitor and/or Antony, but my guess is that we could remove all doubt by asking them to explain what it is that they hope to accomplish by starting Trevor Plouffe at third base. Edit: Ash helpfully pointed out that Sano's throwing elbow is under the weather, so I guess I'll wait until he's 100% before sharpening the pitchfork and fueling up the torch.
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