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Highly unlikely we’d go for another big bat when our remaining payroll is probably peanuts. I could see them shelling out maybe a few more million for another arm but not more than that. I’d love to be wrong.

Jack Morris, followed closely by Bert

Yeah, Chacin/Poppen seems very unlikely to me.

This is getting quite frustrating.

Baseball fields are private venues. I would assume as long as fans aren't there that law wouldn't apply.

Get the women and children into the boats

It appears we can

I mean the reason people may have never realized / forgotten trades happen the day of the deadline is because the Twins (current FO, past FO, whatever) haven't been buyers in a long time.

Can you blame us? When's the last time the Twins were buyers?

We're gonna make more moves, right? With all the DFAing we've done in our bullpen these past weeks, that has to be what we're up to, right? We're not gonna go with just Romo, right? Right??

Pass through waivers? I doubt it, honestly. With the glimpses of brilliance he has had in the past, I think there's a club out there who would take a chance on him.

That's overstating it a bit, don't you think? Schoop is a slightly above average batter, and a slightly above average fielder. Given a larger sample size from Arraez, I think we'd see his slugging percentage dip below Schoop's. And Schoop is a better defender (his arm is *clearly* better).

This is hilarious! Interesting choice to write it in the second person. It worked.

Agreed. Similar noises had been made about Gonzalez and Castro at the end of April, and they've both turned around well.

"Blow up this place!"