Moderator note: get through bottom of 12th unscathed, then compare Twins/Astros.

I'll take what's his name over what's his name every day of the week. Thank you very much.

There. Better?

 

/ edit - what's that about the lemons? She seems contemplative. I like that in a pole vaulter.

 

That's not who I was hoping for, but she got it done.

AAA power arm at short, right there.

Steal Houston's trainer away from them now! That mustache is amazing!

 

Rex Jones? If so, yeah, pretty epic.

 

I hope you didn't just describe your own preferred method of birth control, glunn.

 

OOOOPS -- there goes my bid for PETA man of the year and a date with Pam Anderson.

We OWN Houston!

I am not seeing a knife and am hoping that the sheep in that picture is in no danger of getting pregnant.

 

Glunn... I hate your attention to details. I had a vasectomy.

That's not who I was hoping for, but she got it done.

 

Oh. McKayla Maroney. Didn't catch your drift at first.

 

Yeah! The Twins can beat the worst team in the league!!!

 

We've had trouble with the second worst team in the league though...

We OWN Houston!

 

Isn't the option then to rent it out and live in Hell?

Rex Jones? If so, yeah, pretty epic.

 

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Yup. That's the guy. He is the walrus.

OOOOPS -- there goes my bid for PETA man of the year and a date with Pam Anderson.

 

Hi Five!

 

 

G'night, y'all.

Good night everyone. Good times... Good times.

Say g'night, Gracie.

Oh. McKayla Maroney. Didn't catch your drift at first.

 

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Yes, the lemon eater. I think that she could stop opponents from scoring.