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Game Thread: Twins@Astros 9/3 7:10PM

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I won't post again because four in a row is too many. Oops

 

Does that make a hot dog?

How many are there??

Well...let me think.

 

There's Rosanna, she's down in Texarkana, I think. Eileen in Abilene. Allison, might be in Galveston these days.

 

There's been so many.

Does that make a hot dog?

 

No, a bad dog. I will go lay by my dish and think about what I've done.

I dated a girl in Texas for a month. Longest year of my life.

No, a bad dog. I will go lay by my dish and think about what I've done.

Ok, but no 'cleaning' yourself...

I dated a girl in Texas for a month. Longest year of my life.

As I understand it, that's how she tells of it too.

Does everyone have an 'I had a girl/boy in Texas once' story?

I dated a girl in Texas for a month. Longest year of my life.

 

I spent three years at Fort Hood -- that was the longest decade of my life.

 

(Truthfully it wasn't that bad but man does it get HOT!!)

Okay ... Glunn ... c'mon ... if you are going to take the time 'liking' everything, at least contribute to the game chat! :)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

such as it is.

Does everyone have an 'I had a girl/boy in Texas once' story?

 

I spent 2 months in Fort Worth when I was 16. I have some memorable girl stories but no boy stories.

Okay ... Glunn ... c'mon ... if you are going to take the time 'liking' everything, at least contribute to the game chat! :)

 

I am at work and keep getting interrupted.

I am at work and keep getting interrupted.

 

Okay, you are forgiven.

As I understand it, that's how she tells of it too.

Unless the conversation took place between 3 and 4 pm on a weekday, it wasn't her unless you speak drunkish.

... but no boy stories.

Which we deduced from the fact that you are still alive...

Unless the conversation took place between 3 and 4 pm on a weekday, it wasn't her unless you speak drunkish.

I follow her on twitter. :roll:

Mastro wardrobe malfunction! No peaking, ChiTown! Or Chief!

I follow her on twitter. :roll:

Me too, but only once a year to see how the parole hearing went...

Mastro wardrobe malfunction! No peaking, ChiTown! Or Chief!

 

Sigh. He kept it G rated.

Sigh. He kept it G rated.

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2009/01/23/gal_meltdownslyons.jpg

 

 

 

Consolation prize: Steve 'Psycho' Lyons dropping trou, apparently during the moonwalk phase of Apollo 17, based on the image quality.

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2009/01/23/gal_meltdownslyons.jpg

 

 

 

Consolation prize: Steve 'Psycho' Lyons dropping trou, apparently during the moonwalk phase of Apollo 17, based on the image quality.

 

That's not really a consolation.

That's not really a consolation.

Steve not doing it for you, or the fact that it's just the side view? Hey, it was either that or the dope who got a free vasectomy during the Running of the Bulls.

http://nomadiknation.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Bulls-2-.jpg

Steve not doing it for you, or the fact that it's just the side view? Hey, it was either that or the dope who got a free vasectomy during the Running of the Bulls.

http://nomadiknation.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Bulls-2-.jpg

Looks like a free colonoscopy thrown in for good measure.

oh, jaysus ... ow!

Buyer beware, there's no way to unsee this once you've seen it:

 

 

And no, Chief, it's not home video of my vacation.

My wife posted this on Facebook today:

[h=5]Way mature son introduced us to "Orange is the New Black." "Women in prison!" my husband says, and we all know what he's thinking. Turns out he has a thing for Laura Prepon. Didn't even know he'd ever watched the 70's show. Walked in as he's trying to load Episode 3. The screen read Lesbian Request Denied. I thought it was a message specifically sent to him.[/h]

Can't believe my 'vacation' will be over come Monday. That was a fast 3 weeks.

Hernandez looking like a 3rd starter if we can just get him about 15 or so starts against the Astros...

Pinto is making this whole major league baseball thing look pretty easy.

Random Gardy outburst, audible over the din of 700 bored fans: "Get your @ss over there, Scottie!"

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