I had to give cpr on my neighbors boxer today. I brushed my teeth for 20 minutes afterwards.

I had to give cpr on my neighbors boxer today. I brushed my teeth for 20 minutes afterwards.

 

Man, the things you'll do for scantily-clad asian ladies.

I had to give cpr on my neighbors boxer today. I brushed my teeth for 20 minutes afterwards.

You're a good man, Gibby.

Man, the things you'll do for scantily-clad asian ladies.

 

hehehe, different neighbor.

hehehe, different neighbor.

So she's not a boxer? Mixed martial arts, maybe?

You're a good man, Gibby.

 

Wow! I'll have to forward this to my wife.

I had to give cpr on my neighbors boxer today. I brushed my teeth for 20 minutes afterwards.

 

Why, did you forget to take the boxer's mouth guard out?

So she's not a boxer? Mixed martial arts, maybe?

 

I've seen it done before, but with the boxer it was hard to get all his flappy lips gathered up to get a decent seal. It was friggin awful.

Gladden: always tool.

Reads better that way, I think.

Wow! I'll have to forward this to my wife.

 

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I've seen it done before, but with the boxer it was hard to get all his flappy lips gathered up to get a decent seal. It was friggin awful.

 

OK, I really didn't need a verbal picture of this. Ugh!

Shoot! There goes the no-hitter.

I've seen it done before, but with the boxer it was hard to get all his flappy lips gathered up to get a decent seal. It was friggin awful.

 

Huh.

 

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I don't think Brian was implying that Albers was God; just that God is one who works in strange and mysterious ways. Albers is an example of that.

 

Just came back to this. I might have nominated Clete.

Shoot! There goes the no-hitter.

 

I assume you're all cued up with the "Shoot! There goes the" comments?

Huh.

 

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

I did say it was awful.

Fugly.

Please don't score a run. We need these little victories.

I did say it was awful.

All 20 minutes?

I assume you're all cued up with the "Shoot! There goes the" comments?

 

Yep. In fact, I'll get them out of the way up front:

 

Shoot! There goes the shutout.

 

Shoot! There goes the complete game.

 

Shoot! There goes the win.

 

Shoot! I've fallen and I can't get up.

Please don't score a run. We need these little victories.

Way to go.

Yep. In fact, I'll get them out of the way up front:

 

Shoot! There goes the shutout.

 

Shoot! There goes the complete game.

 

Shoot! There goes the win.

 

Shoot! I've fallen and I can't get up.

 

Shoot. There goes the parson.

Please don't score a run. We need these little victories.

 

I'm going to blame the image of dog slobber that I can't get out of my brain.

 

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In that inning, there was exactly one ball swung at and not put into play. I think there's a term for that style of pitching, what is it?

In that inning, there was exactly one ball swung at and not put into play. I think there's a term for that style of pitching, what is it?

 

Twins baseball.

Twins baseball.

Beaten to the punch.

In that half inning, there was exactly one ball swung at where the batter managed to get the bat on the ball, and that was chopped foul. There's a name for that kind of offense, what is it?

Beaten to the punch.

 

Well, then, I'm sure you are already typing up the rejoinder, concerning the Twins half of the first.

 

/ edit - there, see? Called it

In that inning, there was exactly one ball swung at and not put into play. I think there's a term for that style of pitching, what is it?

 

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