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Game Thread: Twins@Royals 8/6 7:10PM

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This just in- Colabello does not suck.

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I've heard of less promising sounding marriages than that one being held together that way.

Well, mines lasted 28 years so far. I must be a saint.

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I've heard of less promising sounding marriages than that one being held together that way.

 

My Marriage is held together because I don't know how to do laundry!!!

Colabello Colobberred another one.

Yep, everyone at the party is all wet.

 

Great, scantily-clad, Asian, and wet. And no picture. Think about that instead of sleeping on the plane tomorrow, buddy.

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This just in- Colabello does not suck.

 

If looked like a fly to center off the bat... He be strong if it kept going that far with that trajectory.

My Marriage is held together because I don't know how to do laundry!!!

 

At least you are honest about that!

Careful... He's a barbecue guy... Glorm will probably be sticky.

 

You have now been deleted from my list of prospective wing men.

Don't just stand there! Go get her a towel! And why don't you be a gentleman and a friend take a picture of her.

You have now been deleted from my list of prospective wing men.

 

Buffalo wings?

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At least you are honest about that!

 

Just kidding... We got more than that... If it wasn't for wife... What would I do with all my money.

I wonder what the odds were in Vegas on this game? I also wonder if anyone bet on the Twins.

Buffalo wings?

 

Oh man, I've been craving wings. To bad there aren't many places around here that have good ones, except upstairs in my kitchen. I don't feel like cooking tonight though.

The poker table is awesome. The cardboard fake TF, not so much.

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Buffalo wings?

 

Yeah... I love Buffalo Wings... I am a wing man... Glorm can't reverse that.

 

Little Wing is one of the greatest songs ever... I am a Wing Man.

Just kidding... We got more than that... If it wasn't for wife... What would I do with all my money.

 

I used all my money to put my wife through anesthesia school, so I've been able to flake for the last couple years.

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Oh man, I've been craving wings. To bad there aren't many places around here that have good ones, except upstairs in my kitchen. I don't feel like cooking tonight though.

 

They gotta be Vinagar Based... Bone In... Traditional.... Not breaded.

yeah ... but I'm kinda needing Snepp to post a picture for me.

 

Like Asian twins?

 

 

http://www.lotustalk.com/forums/attachments/f68/68712d1197523348-why-i-dont-date-asian-chicks-anymore-asian-twins.jpg

http://nbchardballtalk.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/screen-shot-2013-08-06-at-6-51-57-am.png?w=498&h=456

 

I suspect that she is talking about amphetamines. As I recall, a lot of players used to use them.

 

When I coached little league we passed out chocolate around the 4th inning. I think that it gave us an edge.

They gotta be Vinagar Based... Bone In... Traditional.... Not breaded.

 

I agree whole heartedly.

Congrats on 28 years! I hope mine makes it to that mark. My 2nd is a week from today. No she is not Asian, but I love her all the same.

I suspect that she is talking about amphetamines. As I recall, a lot of players used to use them.

 

When I coached little league we passed out chocolate around the 4th inning. I think that it gave us an edge.

I figured she meant viagra.

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I used all my money to put my wife through anesthesia school, so I've been able to flake for the last couple years.

 

That reads different if you take out "School".

I suspect that she is talking about amphetamines. As I recall, a lot of players used to use them.

 

When I coached little league we passed out chocolate around the 4th inning. I think that it gave us an edge.

 

Probably, speed was everywhere. Heck, I used to take it while line-cooking at Perkins in the 70s.

Like Asian twins?

 

 

http://www.lotustalk.com/forums/attachments/f68/68712d1197523348-why-i-dont-date-asian-chicks-anymore-asian-twins.jpg

 

That could put you on my ignore list.

Like Asian twins?

 

 

http://www.lotustalk.com/forums/attachments/f68/68712d1197523348-why-i-dont-date-asian-chicks-anymore-asian-twins.jpg

 

There is a Twins baseball team somewhere in Asia -- someone once gave me one of their T shirts.

I suspect that she is talking about amphetamines. As I recall, a lot of players used to use them.

 

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Yeah, several players from the era have published stories of they and their teammates eating them practically like M&Ms, from a bowl in the clubhouse. She's not exactly breaking a huge story there.

Congrats on 28 years! I hope mine makes it to that mark. My 2nd is a week from today. No she is not Asian, but I love her all the same.

 

That's awesome. Congrats.

 

What's even more amazing is, I'm bipolar and wasn't diagnosed until I was in my mid 30s. It was quite the ride there for a while.

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I agree whole heartedly.

 

We had a restaurant in Grand Forks called Players... They made them perfect... Then they closed and I've been searching for something to match that.

 

B Dubs is just OK... I'm still searching for the perfect wing.

Jamie Carroll...Renaissance man! He pitches, he hits, he makes plays in the field...

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