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Game Thread: Twins@Royals 8/6 7:10PM

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Um yeah, pictures on the internet never bit anyone in the butt.

Well, except for the pictures on the internet of people being bit in the butt.

 

Or so I've heard, anyway.

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Wait...it's ok if you go with the neighbor lady to the party, but her husband would object to a pic?

Why don't you just get a picture of them standing together. You can take pictures of all of your neighbors to disguise your true intentions and only post the one that everyone here wants to see.

Well, except for the pictures on the internet of people being bit in the butt.

 

Or so I've heard, anyway.

 

Yeah, I've got this friend who told me there's a lot of weird photos on the internet.

Tell him the phots are not for you... It's for a bunch of friends.

 

I can see this now:

 

Gibby: Hey, can I post pictures of your scantily-clad wife on the internet for other people to look at?

 

Neighbor's husband: :shoot:

What time does tonight's game start, anyway?

Now, why couldn't Justin start doing this a month ago?

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Morneau

Why don't you just get a picture of them standing together. You can take pictures of all of your neighbors to disguise your true intentions and only post the one that everyone here wants to see.

 

He's out of town.

ugh ... gonna be one of those night with mlb.sucky.tv

 

I'm on mlb.tv as well- sorry to tell you, but my feed's been perfect so far. I think you should cast aspersions on your internet provider. I'm in Libertyville and have been using ATT for years- switched to ATT Uverse in March and it's been a lot better this year. I suspect my new laptop may be helping as well. Anyway, I've been much less frustrated with mlb TV than in previous years.

 

Holy crap, what's going on here? Two HRs? Mauer makes the only out of the inning so far? Don't wake me up, I want to see how the dream ends.

Morny! "He's back!" - Cornelius Fudge..... Wrong nerd crowd? Sorry...

He's out of town.

 

So, why exactly are you still here talking to us?

scantily clad neighbor lady

 

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heck of a party!

He's out of town.

 

 

So you're sayin' there's a chance... I read ya.

 

Take the picture to "send to the husband" boom.

I'm on mlb.tv as well- sorry to tell you, but my feed's been perfect so far. I think you should cast aspersions on your internet provider. I'm in Libertyville and have been using ATT for years- switched to ATT Uverse in March and it's been a lot better this year. I suspect my new laptop may be helping as well. Anyway, I've been much less frustrated with mlb TV than in previous years.

 

Holy crap, what's going on here? Two HRs? Mauer makes the only out of the inning so far? Don't wake me up, I want to see how the dream ends.

 

I use ATT as well. Am downtown; SouthLoop.

I see Shields is trying out for the Twins rotation.

Morny! "He's back!" - Cornelius Fudge..... Wrong nerd crowd? Sorry...

 

[looks up cornelius fudge]

 

i still don't get it.

scantily clad neighbor lady

 

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heck of a party!

 

Well played, sir!

I gotta say, that poker table is pretty sweet.

scantily clad neighbor lady

 

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heck of a party!

 

back boobs: so hot.

Alright it's go time Albers! Never been this excited to see a 85 mph fastball

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Strike One... Welcome to MLB... ground out... Calm the butterflies.

Two pitches and one out.

 

Carroll's got competition.

Congratulations Mr. Albers!

[looks up cornelius fudge]

 

i still don't get it.

 

Harry Potter quote. When Cornelius finally believes that the bad guy is back.

So, why exactly are you still here talking to us?

 

I'm trying to avoid hammering tonight. I have to be at the airport at 4:30 tomorrow morning.

and you can cancel the postgame show.

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I see Shields is trying out for the Twins rotation.

 

Free Agent Next Yee ear!!,

I'm trying to avoid hammering tonight. I have to be at the airport at 4:30 tomorrow morning.

 

I think it's obvious you should avoid going to sleep tonight. Maybe SCNL can keep you company to make sure you don't miss your flight.

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