Too Funny... 3 Catchers on the roster and we lost the DH anyway.

could be watching leno right now

Time to end this farce!

The only reason I can think of why I'm still watching this game is urine retention.

When someone asks where were you when Doug Bernier was intentionally walked at the Major League level, you'll be able to answer.

could be watching leno right now

 

I can't watch Leno... I have a big screen TV... Couple that with the size of his head. And it looks like Dorothy found the wizard.

You can't stop Doug Bernier, you can only hope to intentionally walk him

Paraphrasing G-man and summarizing the last few days (if not most of the season): it's hard to get a clutch hit with two hands around your throat.

hey ho!

ho hey!

 

naughty by nature or lumineers?

And it looks like Dorothy found the wizard.

 

now THAT'S a euphemism.

Don't let them start the bottom of the 11th without me- I gotta go urinate

Jamey Carroll pinch hits for the pitcher. Nobody seems to notice.

Jamey Carroll pinch hits for the pitcher. Nobody seems to notice.

 

What's Gardy doing? Roenicke might have hit a home run

Impressive.

Twins are now batting .075 (3 for 40) with two outs in this homestand.

Twins are now batting .075 (3 for 40) with two outs in this homestand.

 

Wow. Just.....wow.

Don't let them start the bottom of the 11th without me- I gotta go urinate

 

Take ownership of something!!!

Don't let them start the bottom of the 11th without me- I gotta go urinate

 

empty beer can, floor, shoe etc.

empty beer can, floor, shoe etc.

 

An open window.

Twins are now batting .075 (3 for 40) with two outs in this homestand.

 

Mr. Dorfman... No Speed... No Power and No Contact is no way to go through life son.

sigh. so glad i'm drink.

I passed this up to watch the game tonight. I should have listened to my wife.

http://www.ohlalaparis.com/photos/uncategorized/dnajanmud_03.jpg

Mr. Dorfman... No Speed... No Power and No Contact is no way to go through life son.

 

I thought that was Dean Wurmer.

I passed this up to watch the game tonight. I should have listened to my wife.

http://www.ohlalaparis.com/photos/uncategorized/dnajanmud_03.jpg

 

the marcus bachmann/ ted haggard story

The batboy is even laughing at Pelfrey with a bat in his hand.

Ooo, Gardy deked them in thinking Pelfrey was gonna bat!

This is a nightmare. We need a fourth catcher ASAP.

 

Ryan, please get on the phone and offer up Sano for Butera.

Gardy: "Thank God"

YES! i'm gonna get drunk er.

I wish I could be Urinary Retention Man at around 2 AM.

Be careful what you ask for.