Skip to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Twins Daily

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Game Thread: Astros@Twins 8/2 7:10PM

Featured Replies

  • Author
Just got done watching a girl sport. At least they took care of business and put a smack down on Russia in the World Grand Prix. The kid scored 12 on 9 kills and 3 blocks. Go USA.

 

Nice

  • Replies 216
  • Views 10.7k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

And like the Chief says, don't limit yourself to booze.

 

yeah, I suppose rubbing alcohol and mouthwash would definitely go with the no shower look.. Grow out a beard too while you are at it.

The Astros manager came pretty close to flipping everyone off.

  • Author
yeah, I suppose rubbing alcohol and mouthwash would definitely go with the no shower look.. Grow out a beard too while you are at it.

 

I am... Always... Occasional I shave it... But I think it's always growing.

yeah, I suppose rubbing alcohol and mouthwash would definitely go with the no shower look.. Grow out a beard too while you are at it.

 

...or maybe some purple drank.

Now that Pinto is in AAA, I'd really like to see him in September. No roster move necessary, he's on the 40 man.

...or maybe some purple drank.

 

Purple drank kills. R.I.P. Pimp C and D.J. Screw.

Well, the phone rang. The place she was going was too lame, so I guess I can stay home and start drinking.

  • Author

Jake Elmore... Playing 2nd Base for the Stros... Jake Elmore? I wonder if he's ever performed at Bob Country Bunker or pursued by Illinois Nazi's or at least Henry Gibson.

8 game suspension.

  • Author
Now that Pinto is in AAA, I'd really like to see him in September. No roster move necessary, he's on the 40 man.

 

After reading this... I have that 60's song by The Happenings in my head. It's acting like its gonna be stuck in my head for awhile.

  • Author

I like Deduno... I will consider trading the other 24 players but I'm keeping Deduno.

After reading this... I have that 60's song by The Happenings in my head. It's acting like its gonna be stuck in my head for awhile.

Gawd, yesterday my wife called me out for whistling the tune the ice cream truck plays as its tooling around the neighborhood.

  • Author
Gawd, yesterday my wife called me out for whistling the tune the ice cream truck plays as its tooling around the neighborhood.

 

What Song?

What Song?

 

You know I have no idea. Weird given my encyclopedic knowledge of all things.

  • Author
Gawd, yesterday my wife called me out for whistling the tune the ice cream truck plays as its tooling around the neighborhood.

 

Well... Its obvious that I'm weak minded tonight... Now I got our local Ice Cream Truck song in my head.

 

I should probably stay inside... I'm probably vulnerable to Cults right now.

Yeah! Productive out.

After reading this... I have that 60's song by The Happenings in my head. It's acting like its gonna be stuck in my head for awhile.

 

Mandatory programming for 20 North Dakota radio stations come Monday?

Elmore is on a mission from God.

Well... Its obvious that I'm weak minded tonight... Now I got our local Ice Cream Truck song in my head.

 

I should probably stay inside... I'm probably vulnerable to Cults right now.

 

Sign the deed to your house over to my cat. Do it. Do it now. Do it right meow.

Well... Its obvious that I'm weak minded tonight... Now I got our local Ice Cream Truck song in my head.

 

I should probably stay inside... I'm probably vulnerable to Cults right now.

 

Go with the flow. What could possibly go wrong?

  • Author
Elmore is on a mission from God.

 

Elmore Blues was my favorite of the two.

  • Author
Sign the deed to your house over to my cat. Do it. Do it now. Do it right meow.

 

My cat already owns my house! She marked it a long time ago.

My cat already owns my house! She marked it a long time ago.

 

I think I did that in the closet of our first apartment.

  • Author
I think I did that in the closet of our first apartment.

 

I took ownership of an electric fence... twice!

  • Author

Someone... Identify that Bird... Let's see who knows.

 

i know it is not Mark Fidrych

Looks like an injured Dove of some kind.

Someone... Identify that Bird... Let's see who knows.

 

i know it is not Mark Fidrych

 

The bluebird of despair.

Not sure but I think Colabello told us all where to go and how to get there.

I spent last winter in Italy, and I didn't understand half of what he was saying.

Account

Navigation

Search

Search

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.