Game Thread: Astros@Twins 8/2 7:10PM

[Winston Smith]

"........ thread is really disintegrating." The Twins play the last three years has a lot to do with that.

[GCTF]

Still watching this ****.

[buckninetyone]

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huh. brb

[big dog]

You know, the guy pitching for the Astros doesn't look anything like Roger Clemens, but apparently that's who the Twins are facing tonight.

[GCTF]

As an aside I'd just like to say that **** shouldn't be a banned word. People say **** all the time everyday. Not sure how it got painted with the same brush as **** but it's part of our lives.

 

Free ****!

[GCTF]

huh. brb

 

Keep that fly buttoned.

[Bark's Lounge]

"........ thread is really disintegrating." The Twins play the last three years has a lot to do with that.

 

Hell, I don't even watch the games anymore. I come to the game threads as a force of habit and fake my way through it.

[GCTF]

Hell' date=' I don't even watch the games anymore. I come to the game threads as a force of habit and fake my way through it.[/quote']

 

Sometimes I feel that way too but I paid for the MLB-TV thing and dammit I'm watchin' it.

[stringer bell]

One hit per game (no more, no less) for Dozier!

[GCTF]

ROTFLMAO!!! I have no idea what that means... But I'm laughing so hard... My family is staring at me.

 

20 minutes without a post. Are you OK? Should we send for help?

[Gibby]

The Twins are like Ace Ventura fighting Ray Finkle, while Dan Marino asks...Having trouble with the little lady Ace?

[buckninetyone]

Free ****!

 

my mom told me she had that written on a sandwich board and that's how i was conceived.

[GCTF]

You know what's better than a productive out? A hit that scores a run.

[Gibby]

my mom told me she had that written on a sandwich board and that's how i was conceived.

 

and we are all old enough to know what a sandwich board is.

[Riverbrian]

20 minutes without a post. Are you OK? Should we send for help?

 

Got distracted... There was a family of squirrels outside and they were dancing the can can.

 

I've never seen that before... I had to watch.

[Riverbrian]

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Ok... Enough time has gone by... How many of you noticed the Gorilla?

[GCTF]

Thank gawd for that productive out.

[buckninetyone]

Keep that fly buttoned.

 

i would but i'm not wearing any pants.

[big dog]

Wait, we tied the game! Whaaaat???

[GCTF]

Ok... Enough time has gone by... How many of you noticed the Gorilla?

 

I'll unfriend anyone who noticed the gorilla.

[GCTF]

i would but i'm not wearing any pants.

 

"high five"

[ThePuck]

One hit per game (no more, no less) for Dozier!

 

'So I married an axe murderer' quote?

[GCTF]

Stros guy is managin' the hell out of this one.

[Gibby]

i would but i'm not wearing any pants.

 

Wow! You just gave me an idea.

[Winston Smith]

We may not win but we had a productive out so it's like a win.

[GCTF]

Has all 4 pitches.

 

Drink.

[buckninetyone]

Ok... Enough time has gone by... How many of you noticed the Gorilla?

 

sorry. still don't notice gorilla.

[ThePuck]

I love it when our announcers tell us a guy is pitching well and the only thing they mention is his win-loss record...

 

Wow, thanks for the one stat I could not care less about guys...tells me nothing.

[GCTF]

Piss off, Plouffe.

[Riverbrian]

Wow! You just gave me an idea.

 

Rocky Mountain Oysters served with Doppia Riccia shaped like Pants?