"........ thread is really disintegrating." The Twins play the last three years has a lot to do with that.

Still watching this ****.

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huh. brb

You know, the guy pitching for the Astros doesn't look anything like Roger Clemens, but apparently that's who the Twins are facing tonight.

As an aside I'd just like to say that **** shouldn't be a banned word. People say **** all the time everyday. Not sure how it got painted with the same brush as **** but it's part of our lives.

 

Free ****!

huh. brb

 

Keep that fly buttoned.

"........ thread is really disintegrating." The Twins play the last three years has a lot to do with that.

 

Hell, I don't even watch the games anymore. I come to the game threads as a force of habit and fake my way through it.

Hell' date=' I don't even watch the games anymore. I come to the game threads as a force of habit and fake my way through it.[/quote']

 

Sometimes I feel that way too but I paid for the MLB-TV thing and dammit I'm watchin' it.

One hit per game (no more, no less) for Dozier!

ROTFLMAO!!! I have no idea what that means... But I'm laughing so hard... My family is staring at me.

 

20 minutes without a post. Are you OK? Should we send for help?

The Twins are like Ace Ventura fighting Ray Finkle, while Dan Marino asks...Having trouble with the little lady Ace?

Free ****!

 

my mom told me she had that written on a sandwich board and that's how i was conceived.

You know what's better than a productive out? A hit that scores a run.

my mom told me she had that written on a sandwich board and that's how i was conceived.

 

and we are all old enough to know what a sandwich board is.

20 minutes without a post. Are you OK? Should we send for help?

 

Got distracted... There was a family of squirrels outside and they were dancing the can can.

 

I've never seen that before... I had to watch.

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Ok... Enough time has gone by... How many of you noticed the Gorilla?

Thank gawd for that productive out.

Keep that fly buttoned.

 

i would but i'm not wearing any pants.

Wait, we tied the game! Whaaaat???

Ok... Enough time has gone by... How many of you noticed the Gorilla?

 

I'll unfriend anyone who noticed the gorilla.

i would but i'm not wearing any pants.

 

"high five"

One hit per game (no more, no less) for Dozier!

 

'So I married an axe murderer' quote?

Stros guy is managin' the hell out of this one.

i would but i'm not wearing any pants.

 

Wow! You just gave me an idea.

We may not win but we had a productive out so it's like a win.

Has all 4 pitches.

 

Drink.

Ok... Enough time has gone by... How many of you noticed the Gorilla?

 

sorry. still don't notice gorilla.

I love it when our announcers tell us a guy is pitching well and the only thing they mention is his win-loss record...

 

Wow, thanks for the one stat I could not care less about guys...tells me nothing.

Piss off, Plouffe.

Wow! You just gave me an idea.

 

Rocky Mountain Oysters served with Doppia Riccia shaped like Pants?