If anyone wants to know how "Foghat" chose their name.

 

Say it with an English accent to yourself.

 

They are English... That is why they are Foghat.

...tries to say foghat with english accent to self...comes out "foghat." scratches head...

...tries to say foghat with english accent to self...comes out "foghat." scratches head...

 

Than you are doing it wrong... Try Cockney

If anyone wants to know how "Foghat" chose their name.

 

Say it with an English accent to yourself.

 

They are English... That is why they are Foghat.

 

I remember when I was a wee lad, Aerosmith, Foghat, and Ted Nugent were my favorites... then I saw the Allman Brothers.

Maybe we can trade Duensing for a half-dozen Foghat t-shirts.

If anyone wants to know how "Foghat" chose their name.

 

Say it with an English accent to yourself.

 

They are English... That is why they are Foghat.

Foie Gras?

Than you are doing it wrong... Try Cockney

 

Fog 'at?

 

Now we can only get three Foghat t-shirts- trade him now!

...tries to say cockney with english accent to self...comes out "cockney." scratches head...

Here comes Gardy to take Duensing out, hoping to trade him for one Foghat album, only slightly scratched.

Foie Gras?

 

You cant have any foie Gras, if you don't eat your meat.

, Aerosmith, Foghat, and Ted Nugent .

One of these things is not like the others...

Maybe we can trade Duensing for a half-dozen Foghat t-shirts.

 

Jeezes man! Get a hold of yourself - be realistic!

One of these things is not like the others...

The comma in front of Aerosmith?

Fog 'at?

 

Now we can only get three Foghat t-shirts- trade him now!

 

Fog is more of a Fug

One of these things is not like the others...

 

What can I say, I had an obsession with Slow Ride through the Altecs.

Here comes Gardy to take Duensing out, hoping to trade him for one Foghat album, only slightly scratched.

 

Fool for the City is probably too much to ask for.

So a Fog is a Fug, But when Cockneys refer to "duggs" they don't mean dogs. What????

One of these things is not like the others...

 

Uncle Ted has not shot Heroin into his eyeball.

Uncle Ted has not shot Heroin into his eyeball.

Wimp.

Nice throw by Clete... Joe dropped it... Now Joe has to go home and explain what he did to his daughters.

Uncle Ted has not shot Heroin into his eyeball.

 

 

Ted was my first concert, with The Scorpions opening. Stranglehold blew my little hazed out mind.

Nice throw by Clete... Joe dropped it... Now Joe has to go home and explain what he did to his daughters.

I imagine if that was Doumit we'd hear more about it.

Carnac: "Aerosmith, Foghat, and Ted Nugent."

 

Ed: "Aerosmith, Foghat, and Ted Nugent."

 

//long pause, knowing looks and giggles from Johnny and Ed//

 

Carnac: Name a 70's American rock band, British rock band, and child molesting draft dodger turned redneck chicken hawk rightwing loony.

Ted was my first concert, with The Scorpions opening. Stranglehold blew my little hazed out mind.

 

Chiefs first concert was Danny and the Juniors.

Well... I stayed up to watch Joe homer for his daughters... He didnt do it... Now he's gotta go home and explain that to them as well.

Well... I stayed up to watch Joe homer for his daughters... He didnt do it... Now he's gotta go home and explain that to them as well.

 

I have 3 of my own, so I know he will be explaining for the next 20 years.

Chiefs first concert was Danny and the Juniors.

 

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Bah-bah-bah-bah, bah-bah-bah-bah

All we need is 2 bloops and a blast.

Bah-bah-bah-bah, bah-bah-bah-bah

Bah-bah-bah-bah, bah-bah-bah-bah

You were there too??

You haven't lived until you sit through a Raffi concert.