Royals: SP Ervin Santana

 

LF Gordon

1B Hosmer

DH Butler

C Perez

RF Lough

2B Tejada

3B Moustakas

SS Escobar

CF Dyson

 

Twins: SP Mike Pelfrey

 

LF Thomas

2B Carroll

C Mauer

1B Morneau

RF Doumit

DH Colabello

3B Plouffe

CF Hicks

SS Florimon

 

Things to think about:

 

1. Think about Justin Morneau... Are we watching the final game of Justin Morneau in a Twins uniform. Maybe... Maybe Not... We will find out soon enough... Tonight's game is worth watching just in case it is. Justin has been a long time Twin. He's one of us.

 

2. Think about Mike Pelfrey... He's been rolling good... He needs to keep rolling.

 

3. Think about the Royals Lineup... What are these guys... Lots of young talent... The lineup on paper looks like it could do some damage. On the field... They haven't done a ton of damage but they do seem to be improving a little.

 

4. Think about Joe Mauer... He's back... He needs to hit two home runs... One for each baby daughter.

 

5. Think about Ham... What exactly was cured ham... Cured of?

Edited July 30, 201313 yr by Riverbrian

Hey, I'm going to the game tomorrow. Maybe I'll catch Morneau's/Duensing's/Carrol's last game as a Twin.

To answer your question about ham... it was cured of swine flu.

No Dozier, probably the back thing. I sincerely hope it is close to the last time Devil Eyes starts in right field.

Hey, I'm going to the game tomorrow. Maybe I'll catch Morneau's/Duensing's/Carrol's last game as a Twin.

To answer your question about ham... it was cured of swine flu.

 

Trade deadline is 3:00 before tomorrow nights game.

I sincerely hope it is close to the last time Devil Eyes starts in right field.

???

 

Just want everyone to know... Like our pitcher tonight... I am also... Free of Pells"...

Trade deadline is 3:00 before tomorrow nights game.

 

Good to know.

Devil eyes? I'm gonna need a closer look...

 

http://pittsburgh.pirates.mlb.com/images/2007/05/26/LAZdCsAS.jpg

Joe might be able to use his yellow fingernails to entertain the babies.

Just want everyone to know... Like our pitcher tonight... I am also... Free of Pells"...

 

I heard you had bats in your Pelfrey.

I heard you had bats in your Pelfrey.

 

Nope I had Pats in my Pelfrey.

 

Nope I had Pats in my Pelfrey.

 

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Sexy

Alright... Offense explosion time.

The bottom half may be more potent than the top.

The bottom half may be more potent than the top.

 

I know... Our Twins bat in the bottom half... Of the inning.

 

Bottom Half... Of the standings.

Is it just me or does Thomas constantly look like he's scared to death?

I know... Our Twins bat in the bottom half... Of the inning.

 

Bottom Half... Of the standings.

 

I like to think these two things are unrelated.

 

i was hoping to see Bernier out there again.

That's what he do

Is it just me or does Thomas constantly look like he's scared to death?

 

He is... Cuz... Doumit is always around.

Is it just me or does Thomas constantly look like he's scared to death?

 

Haha, yeah he does.

Jamshot.

 

 

 

Drink.

Jamshot.

 

 

 

Drink.

 

I liked TK's reference to the "duck fart".

Transcript

 

Joe: Jeez that one kinda got away from you.

Mike: My release point was a little off.

Joe: I didn't ask why.

Mike: Oh... Umm. Well yes it did.

Joe: Ok... That was ball 3... According to the official rule book. Ball 4 will result in a base on balls.

Mike: So... Throw a strike then.

Joe: Yep... It could be your release point... I'm going back to the plate.

I liked TK's reference to the "duck fart".

 

Somewhere Bert is jealous, he's been forbidden to "swear" on the air for years.

//dyson squares to bunt with 1 out and 2 on//

 

TK: "Oh, I don't know about that...I'd rather see him try to drive in a run here.

 

//awkward silence from Dick//

Transcript

 

Joe: Mike Mike Mike hold on

Mike: Joe I'm right here... I'm not going anywhere.

Joe: Gordon just dropped one... I don't know what he ate for lunch. But he just dropped one.

Mike: So you want to hang out here for awhile.

Joe: Yeah... How long do you think it will take to go away. If this was... (Pause). Jeez... Pelf!!! not you to...

Mike: Gordon and I went out to lunch today.

babelfish *colabello* ita to eng *beautiful mr. pibb*

Here you can check to see what is going on down on the farms.

 

http://www.milb.com/scoreboard/index.jsp?sid=milb&org=142&ymd=20130730

Edited July 31, 201313 yr by Thegrin

Here you can check to see what is going on in the world.

 

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Did Florimon actually overrun that grounder?