Game Thread: Royals@Twins 7/30 7:10PM

[snepp]

Can we rewind the last few pitches?

[Willihammer]

I take back what I said about how the Twins should re-sign Pelfrey

[Riverbrian]

Pelfrey been grooving a few this inning.

[Guest USAFChief]

Wait, what? Didn't Pelfrey get the "it's still July" memo?

[buckninetyone]

moustakas?! how do you let an irish guy beat you like that? smdh.

[Riverbrian]

Can we rewind the last few pitches?

 

Sehctip wef tsal eht

 

OK... Done!

[Guest USAFChief]

Sehctip wef tsal eht

 

OK... Done!

Great...now I have to watch that blast all over again. Thanks a lot.

[Gibby]

God this team is boring to watch.

[Willihammer]

1 in 10 Hicks PAs has ended in a strikeout looking

[GCTF]

So are we giving Pelfrey a 3 or 4 year deal or are we just going with the 13 million dollar qualifying offer?

[NC-Twins]

Yeah, and the other nine end in a strikeout swinging.

[GCTF]

God this team is boring to watch.

 

Pretty much. Hopefully I'll still be alive when they become less boring.

[GCTF]

Analyst Tom Kelly > All star game guy.

[NC-Twins]

I don't think I've ever seen anyone throw 100 pitches in fewer than 4 innings.

[Guest USAFChief]

Pretty much. Hopefully I'll still be alive when they become less boring.

One nice thing about Pelfrey starts is I can get a lot of errands done between pitches.

 

And when we give him a 3 yr deal, I'll have that to look forward to through 2016.

[Willihammer]

God this team is boring to watch.

 

Pelfrey doesn't like to rush

[Riverbrian]

Lots of pitches thrown... I'm not counting but I bet Pelfrey is around 90.

 

Im not counting but there is that number next to pitches on the TV graphic.

[Gibby]

Pelfrey doesn't like to rush

 

The offense isn't exactly electrifying either.

[buckninetyone]

musical act for next year's asg halftime show information society you're welcome.

[Willihammer]

One nice thing about Pelfrey starts is I can get a lot of errands done between pitches.

 

And when we give him a 3 yr deal, I'll have that to look forward to through 2016.

 

Things you can do between 2 Pelfrey pitches

 

Errand #620: hose down the dog

[buckninetyone]

God this team is boring to watch.

 

so is 'extreme weight loss.' whattayagonnado

[GCTF]

Walloped!!!

[Riverbrian]

Things you can do between 2 Pelfrey pitches

 

Errand #620: hose down the dog

 

#621 Increase the Water pressure and see if you can actually move the dog against his or her will.

[Guest USAFChief]

Walloped!!!

Noe Pauer.

[Gibby]

That was a very exciting walk.

[GCTF]

Atta kid, Beardsie.

[Riverbrian]

The offense isn't exactly electrifying either.

 

Cattle Prods... Hmmm... That might work.

[Gibby]

Cattle Prods... Hmmm... That might work.

 

I think the solution to our offensive woes is to produce more productive outs.

[Riverbrian]

Atta boy Doumit... Slide in tough

[Guest USAFChief]

Whoever was swingin' the ugly stick when Escobar was born was on a hot streak.