How will you know if you achieved your goal?

 

bekuz..w..b.. th sutup

i really want to be pass out drunk by midnight

 

Next game aim for the third inning.

/ with love, my brother

Huh h'yuh huh yuh yuh.

 

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Maybe try runnin' that through autocorrect.

Another win that was not pretty but showed character.

3-2 Last Night

3-2 Tonight

 

no reason to watch tomorrow... It'll be 3-2.

​winnah!

we win! we win! where's my twins prize

Sweet four-gamer goin' on! Brooms out tomorrow. Let's plan on a drink every time we hear "diamond cutter".

bekuz..w..b.. th sutup

 

Maybe try runnin' that through "autocorrect".

 

CNR was arrested one time in Alabama for doing that.

Here we come.... go Twins!

3-2 Last Night

3-2 Tonight

 

no reason to watch tomorrow... It'll be 3-2.

 

since i forgot to buy booze and the stores will be closed, it'll be 3.2

3-2 Last Night

3-2 Tonight

 

no reason to watch tomorrow... It'll be 3-2.

 

note to the Tigers...

 

objects in mirror are closer than they appear

Well, great ga,e for the Twins. The wife is busy watching 45 year old men be "boy bands" so now what the hell am I going to do?

Anybody think that the Indians actually aren't that good? And that's why we're winning?

Well, great ga,e for the Twins. The wife is busy watching 45 year old men be "boy bands" so now what the hell am I going to do?

 

i love listening to the police scanner on a saturday night with people getting into trouble while i don't have a life.

 

Well, that is a given. But then what?!?!?

Well, great ga,e for the Twins. The wife is busy watching 45 year old men be "boy bands" so now what the hell am I going to do?

 

The same thing you do every night, Pinky—try to take over the world.

 

/ alternate answer: same thing you do every night, Pinky— pr0n

Anybody think that the Indians actually aren't that good? And that's why we're winning?

 

watch out, now. custer thought the same thing.

The same thing you do every night, Pinky—try to take over the world.

 

/ alternate answer: same thing you do every night, Pinky— pr0n

 

i already have the blueprints drawn up, you in?

as a disclaimer, i'm 1/4 ojibwe so i'm allowed to make jokes like frybread and firewater and and uh..*scratches chin*...graham greene. so shut up.

watch out, now. custer thought the same thing.

 

All things considered, is he any worse off now than Charles Nelson Reilly?

as a disclaimer, i'm 1/4 ojibwe so i'm allowed to make jokes like frybread and firewater and and uh..*scratches chin*...graham greene. so shut up.

 

I'm 1/5 Scotch.

I'm 1/5 Scotch.

 

If you're trying to say you just drank a fifth of Scotch, that's not the way to say it.

If you're trying to say you just drank a fifth of Scotch, that's not the way to say it.

 

​fif!