Next time someone tells you RBI are meaningless, tell em to watch Chisenhall play third base.

 

He's knocked in pretty much every Twins run this series.

You can get a score update by walking through the sports book on the way to the steakhouse.

 

You have to read Chief with air quotes, where Vegas is involved. You can get a "score update" by walking through the "sports book" on the way to the "steakhouse". Ask for Brandon. HTH.

He 'n Paul Lynde used to share a cab quite often, I hear.

 

In honor of The Hollywood Squares:

 

Carnac: "Loneliness."

 

Ed: "Loneliness."

 

Carnac: "Is there an echo in here?"

 

Ed: HAAAAHA AHHHHAAAAAHHHAAA OOOHHHHH HO HO HAAA HA! //pause// "Lonliness."

 

Carnac: "What was Paul Lynde's answer to Peter Marshall's question of 'for what reason might one pound meat?' on the Hollywood Squares."

 

Colabello with a "duck fart" to "right field" for the "RBI."

That was a good at bat by Colabello that started out looking like it would a bad at bat.

Good for Colabello!

He 'n Paul Lynde used to share a cab quite often, I hear.

 

In honor of The Hollywood Squares:

 

Carnac: "Loneliness."

 

Ed: "Loneliness."

 

Carnac: "Is there an echo in here?"

 

Ed: HAAAAHA AHHHHAAAAAHHHAAA OOOHHHHH HO HO HAAA HA! //pause// "Lonliness."

 

Carnac: "What was Paul Lynde's answer to Peter Marshall's question of 'for what reason might one pound meat?' on the Hollywood Squares."

 

// Nervously chuckles //

Hicks... Shouldn't have done that.

It's like the Twins are trying to out choke us.

Indians defense is pretty sad.

Cleveland Indians: exhibit A for my belief that bad corner outfielders are pretty irrelevant, but bad infielders are hard to overcome.

It's like the Twins are trying to out choke us.

autocorrect on the fritz again?

Hicks... Shouldn't have done that.

 

he looks lost at the plate right now. If we had any CF options, a stink at AAA would serve him well.

He's knocked in pretty much every Twins run this series.

 

Clutch.

/ Clutching his hands around his throat, as in Gaetti's quote long ago

It's like the Twins are trying to out choke us.

 

i'd like the doublemint twins to trfkldjafdkaljkjdfkaj

Sorry, Twins baseball is when the other team just gives us opportunity to win. In this case it was a booted ball, naturally we didn't take advantage of the extra out.

 

Game's not over yet, but hope you enjoyed the bottom of the 6th tonight.

Cleveland Indians: exhibit A for my belief that bad corner outfielders are pretty irrelevant, but bad infielders are hard to overcome.

 

he looks lost at the plate right now. If we had any CF options, a stink at AAA would serve him well.

 

Autocorrect I presume?

Let's replace Duensing, please. Now is not too soon.

 

-- not only did it happen, but they sent Steinbach out to pull him.

Hey! Didn't you use to be Brian Duensing?

Why didn't Gardy come out himself for the pitching change?

Why didn't Gardy come out himself for the pitching change?

I've heard that can be traumatic.

 

He probably wants to tell friends and family first, in person, and then go public.

Why didn't Gardy come out himself for the pitching change?

 

He had some bad Clams Pre Game

That HBP by Duensing was kind of a joke, though- the batter had a big jersey that hung out when he moved back and the ball grazed the jersey. I think the ball probably missed the actual hitter by several inches, inside but not that bad.

GM Terry is shopping his LOOGY. When he asks what he can get for him, every other GM says:

 

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTlv3FO_v1J56KDDnNNg11CI6TCrevj6rriVdvTXEUw8QdaW6bs

 

Seriously, that was one of the first relevant Match Game images on Google, why is this one yet to be used?

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my imaginary 8 year old saw this post and you should be banned and i got him drunk

Autocorrect I presume?

 

Correct (bows head in shame)

Plouffe! Nice hustle and presence,

Hey! Didn't you use to be Brian Duensing?

 

 

no, no, that was bort duensing.

Correct

Ah...you used the old fashioned 'by hand' way.