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Game Thread: Indians@Twins 7/19 7:10PM

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Nice play by Florimon.

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Welp, just polished off my new favorite ice cream. Stoneridge's Lemon Graham Crumble. Mmm Mmm.

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Doug Bernier grabbed Pete Redfern's old number I see. According to my roster.

 

17. Doug Bernier

9. Lipstick

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Welp, just polished off my new favorite ice cream. Stoneridge's Lemon Graham Crumble. Mmm Mmm.

 

Well... That's all I need... I'm gonna get some Caramel Swirl out of the freezer.

Omg Italian speaking men???? <swoooon>

 

translate.google.com

 

Anyone can speak Italian in a forum...

translate.google.com

 

Anyone can speak Italian in a forum...

 

Shhh

My iPhone. I copied the photo then tried to paste but nothing happened

 

When you post, do an advanced post instead of a quick reply. There's an icon that looks like a paper clip. That will allow you to browse photos... then click the post inline button.

 

Oh, and iPhones suck...

Welp, just polished off my new favorite ice cream. Stoneridge's Lemon Graham Crumble. Mmm Mmm.

 

Damn...that sounds fantastic.

Well... That's all I need... I'm gonna get some Caramel Swirl out of the freezer.

 

Dish yourself some extra swirl. Its Friday, you earned it.

Damn...that sounds fantastic.

 

I promise, it does not disappoint

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Ten Things found in a Woman's purse:

 

1. Money

2. Gum

3. Advil

4. Cell Phone

5. Perfume

6. Sun Block

7. Car Keys

8. My self esteem

9. Lipstick

What the heck is that trainer cutting off Swisher's body?

I guess that was payback for ball 4 to Plouffe.

Ten Things found in a Woman's purse:

 

1. Money

2. Gum

3. Advil

4. Cell Phone

5. Perfume

6. Sun Block

7. Car Keys

8. My self esteem

9. Lipstick

 

10. My phone number

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10. My phone number

 

I just got beat again... Didn't I?

Oh la la. Je parle Francais, un peu

 

Vous faites? Merveilleux! Nous pouvons faire l'amusement de RiverBrian et de Chief ensembe!

En peu de français est trop français.

My Diamond-Sense tells me if Pelfrey goes back out for the 6th it will be disastrous.

I just got beat again... Didn't I?

 

Even a Low Life gets lucky sometimes.:P

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What the heck is that trainer cutting off Swisher's body?

 

Lipstick

Lipstick

 

Lol he was giving a deathgrip to some pliers there.

 

Dick was like "Swisher having something.. cut off.. his... body... (crickets)."

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Vous faites? Merveilleux! Nous pouvons faire l'amusement de RiverBrian et de Chief ensembe!

 

I had to run that through the translator... It came out as:

 

You Empty-headed animal Chief... Riverbrian farts in your General Direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.

All right, you leave me no choice but the Nuclear Option.

 

11. Lipstick

 

/ because, you know, this one goes to 11

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Even a Low Life gets lucky sometimes.:P

 

Thats almost a Tom Petty song.

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All right, you leave me no choice but the Nuclear Option.

 

11. Lipstick

 

/ because, you know, this one goes to 11

 

I don't think it will work

 

9. Lipstick is just funnier than 11. Lipstick

TK really knows where his paycheck comes from.

Carnac: Lipstick.

Ed: Lipstick.

Carnac: Lipstick.

Ed: Lipstick.

Carnac: [pause] Yes, I think we're clear on this part of the routine.

Ed: My apologies o Wise One, your answer had a certain je ne sais quoi.

Carnac: May a crazed Italian mail a French post card to your daughter.

Ed: Hey-yo! The envelope, please?

Carnac: On the coldest winter day in Grand Forks, what happens when you kiss a lamppost?

Thats almost a Tom Petty song.

What about Merle Haggard?

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