This Burl?

 

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Photoshop a Twins hat on him and you couldn't tell one from the other.

*suggestive post redacted*

 

PM me the redacted, suggestive post. I can handle it.

I think Jimmie was gay.

 

Well, that is no surprise - Jimmy was lured to Living Island by a boat that worked for Witchiepoo due to the fact that Jimmy possesses a magic flute named Freddy.

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The Girls used to call me the Magic Flute... I was never sure why.

The Girls used to call me the Magic Flute... I was never sure why.

 

So you mean they called you Freddy?

So you mean they called you Freddy?

 

Only the 5 or 6 of them.... That I stalked!

Doumit... At Bat... wasted.

The Girls used to call me the Magic Flute... I was never sure why.

 

1. You are a good whistler

 

2. All of your dates entailed watching "The Smurfs and the Magic Flute" movie on all of your dates in the 1980's.

 

3. You have a magic flute... Oooo... gross.

Morneau is swinging out of his shoes.

No DickCoom, they didn't have "every reason" to expect things to be all sunshine and rainbows going into 2011.

Photoshop a Twins hat on him and you couldn't tell one from the other.

Sounds like something Snepp should be able to handle with one hand tied behind his back.

Why do they call it Jerk Chicken?

Why do they call it Jerk Chicken?

 

Why do they call them the Yankees?

6 losses in a row... Pelfrey will be the stopper!!!

 

/skillz

So this will make 6 in a row, and if the Twins can manage to get swept by the Astros, then next year's #1 pick looks like it may be in the bag.

Sounds like something Snepp should be able to handle with one hand tied behind his back.

 

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Snepp you clearly win the competition... However... I like Buck 91's better because his looks like a very serious hat accident has taken place.

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Thanks for reminding me about the Gnome...I need to book a trip out East to watch more entertaining baseball...I don't care....just somewhere East where even the last place teams (Toronto and Miami) own us.

2-7 so far, on the 18-game Stretch of Death heading into the All-Star break.

 

6-12 looks a little optimistic right about now.

6 losses in a row... Pelfrey will be the stopper!!!

 

We had a stopper, he's working his way towards a Top 5 finish in the Cy Young balloting right about now..... and legitimate postseason possibilities.

You know it's going bad when the Twins post-game consists of an offseason signing by the Wild and Marnie pimping some new athletic facility opening up in Sioux Falls, SD- apparently sponsored by Sanford Health- so just an extended commercial.

Sorry I missed the banter. Not sorry I missed the game. 14 hrs of driving today and in Manchester, TN. Tomorrow Ft. Myers. Sunday Chicago.

14 hours of driving > watching Twins play the Blue Jays = watching Twins play the Yankees

Why do they call it Jerk Chicken?

 

It's a secret. A secret you probably do not want to know.

14 hours of driving > watching Twins play the Blue Jays = watching Twins play the Yankees

 

14 hrs of carving an ass groove in the couch. i win!

14 hours of driving > watching Twins play the Blue Jays = watching Twins play the Yankees...

 

....(and also quite possibly next week) = watching the Twins play the Rays...