it's another example of how our announcers aren't prepared for their games. And they're always eager to push 'the Twins way'

 

The whole time I was thinking how Coomer seemed to relish taking a dig at those cheating homerun hitters by dogpiling the first fundamental he could as if the Twins dont have their own issues.

 

They had that crazy guy frying eggs on sidewalks and timing the melting of ice cream and tootsie pops.

 

I prefer to fry my eggs on the seat of my car.

 

So to speak.

That one was hung... Wasn't it...

 

ok, you can stop talking about me now.

the whole time i was thinking how coomer seemed to relish taking a dig at those cheating homerun hitters by dogpiling the first fundamental he could as if the twins dont have their own issues.

 

thank you!!!!

When will we see the Twins plow a catcher?

 

When will see a Twins player get pissed and get face to face with an ump?

 

When? When? When?

 

How would that help us?

Encarnacion dogging it on that double.

 

Ummm... Most Dogs are actually kind of fast.

How would that help us?

 

they might kiss.

When will we see the Twins plow a catcher?

 

When will see a Twins player get pissed and get face to face with an ump?

 

When? When? When?

 

When they get a different manager?

Ouch.

How would that help us?

 

Its what I do... To get things focused.

 

Golf Game a little off... I yell at the Beer Cart Gal that I didn't get enough change... I don't ask to play thru... I just drive the ball while the group in front is walking down the fairway.

 

Next thing I know... Birdie!!!

Edited July 6, 201313 yr by Riverbrian

Ratsafratz.

Hey, I was too slow to get a pen and paper...anybody get the number from that hip replacement lawsuit advertisement?

Hey, I was too slow to get a pen and paper...anybody get the number from that hip replacement lawsuit advertisement?

 

I didn't... But I believe it is Glorm's cell phone.

Wow! That guy looked like a piranha.

Great 0-2 pitch, Kev.

I will mercifully go grill my salmon now, knowing I wont miss much. See you in the 7th.

Great 0-2 pitch, Kev.

 

Fine his ass.

Great 0-2 pitch, Kev.

 

I'm more pissed about the walks!!!

I will mercifully go grill my salmon now, knowing I wont miss much. See you in the 7th.

 

Salmon... The other Pink Meat!

I will mercifully go grill my salmon now, knowing I wont miss much. See you in the 7th.

7th? We might not be out of the bottom of the 4th.

his ass..Fine.

 

oops

I will mercifully go grill my salmon now, knowing I wont miss much. See you in the 7th.

 

Why would you want to come back?

 

At least the White Sox are also getting pounded.

I'm more pissed about the walks!!!

Well, there's that, too.

 

It's hard for me to keep up with all the things I have to complain about.

 

Can we talk about Ginger v. Maryann?

 

Hell, can we talk about Lovey?

Why would you want to come back?

 

At least the White Sox are also getting pounded.

 

Because I have faith that my club will come screaming back to life...but not until the 7th.

Why would you want to come back?

 

At least the White Sox are also getting pounded.

 

Thanks... the White Sox getting pounded... Does indeed cheer me up.

Fine his ass.

Proper punctuation is key to conveying meaning.

 

Try it like this: "Fine, his ass."

 

See? Now everyone knows exactly what you meant.

Well, there's that, too.

 

It's hard for me to keep up with all the things I have to complain about.

 

Can we talk about Ginger v. Maryann?

 

Hell, can we talk about Lovey?

 

I strongly believe that the Professor was taken for Granted!!!

Hendricks (remember him) actually went 6 innings at Rochester without giving up a run.

 

Hope springs eternal!!

Proper punctuation is key to conveying meaning.

 

Try it like this: "Fine, his ass."

 

See? Now everyone knows exactly what you meant.

 

His fine ass is one we haven't explored.

Because I have faith that my club will come screaming back to life...but not until the 7th.

 

I used to think like that.