jaques jones needs to teach these guys how to hack

 

Things Jacque Jones is not qualified to teach:

 

1. Macrome

2. Animal Behavior, Conservation and Ecology

3. Yodeling

4. Conversational Porteguese.

5. UFO tracking

I imagine Ashbury with a Jimmy Durante type voice.

 

I was imagining the "moider" quote being in Curly Howard's voice. But we certainly have the same era in mind.

I was imagining the "moider" quote being in Curly Howard's voice. But we certainly have the same era in mind.

 

Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk

The PJ Walters era, Let it end.

 

And don't fall for it if some guy calling himself Phillip DeWayne comes to spring training as a non-roster invite, either.

Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk

 

Oh, a wise guy, eh?

Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk

 

I had a bad cold when I was playing a game with the kids when they were younger... I'd tap their heads as I walked around them and say "Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk Noose" and then they get up and chase me.

I had a bad cold when I was playing a game with the kids when they were younger... I'd tap their heads as I walked around them and say "Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk Noose" and then they get up and chase me.

 

Yeah, that one should be a hanging offense.

And don't fall for it if some guy calling himself Phillip DeWayne comes to spring training as a non-roster invite, either.

 

Same goes for anyone named Fausto Carmona.

Yeah, that one should be a hanging offense.

 

OK... Let's try it this way:

 

I had a bad cold when I was playing a game with the kids... I walk around them and tap their heads... "Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk Noose" and I sneezed all over them!!!

Same goes for anyone named Fausto Carmona.

 

The legendary player to be named later.

Cleveland 19 Chicago 10. Browns missed a couple extra points?

Carnac: DeWayne.

Ed: DeWayne.

Carnac: Yes, that is how this game works.

Ed: Yes, your Magnificence. The en--...

Carnac: May a thousand fleas infest each of the fleas of your camel.

Ed: ...velope, please.

Carnac: What falls in dwops?

Cleveland 19 Chicago 10. Browns missed a couple extra points?

 

Yeah I felt real good streaming Bauer for a start on my fantasy team today.

Walters ERA now over 6...

 

I feel bad for him. When he goes down... He probably ain't gonna get back up.

Quite the play be Escobar... The wrong Escobar.

This is the beginning of the end for P. J.... Probably will be replaced by Pelfrey when he's ready, maybe even Worley. (if he's doing any good in AAA)

Of the Escobars... Who has the best first name.

This is the beginning of the end for P. J.... Probably will be replaced by Pelfrey when he's ready, maybe even Worley. (if he's doing any good in AAA)

 

It will certainly give Gibson some rope.

So do you think this is it for Walters? If so, who replaces him and how soon does it happen?

i bet clete thomas would be better without the "i just sh*t my pants" look

i bet clete thomas would be better without the "i just sh*t my pants" look

 

Where is Snepp or Labombo. I need a picture that provides this look!!!

Anyone asked why Arcia/Plouffe are hitting 6th and 7th? Why the **** is Doumit hitting 3rd?

Cleveland 19 Chicago 10. Browns missed a couple extra points?

 

Safety.

Of the Escobars... Who has the best first name.

 

at this point, pablo.

So do you think this is it for Walters? If so, who replaces him and how soon does it happen?

 

Its 3 bad starts in a row... 2 horrible starts in a row. I can't see them allowing 3 horrible starts in a row.

 

It would take some incredible confidence in PJ from Management to give him the ball again.

 

Pedro until Pelf is ready.

Its 3 bad starts in a row... 2 horrible starts in a row. I can't see them allowing 3 horrible starts in a row.

 

It would take some incredible confidence in PJ from Management to give him the ball again.

 

Pedro until Pelf is ready.

My vote goes to Albers and leave Pelfrey in the minors.

My vote goes to Albers and leave Pelfrey in the minors.

 

Doesn't Walters have to be DFA'd if we want to get rid of him? Albers could be an option then.

Yeah I felt real good streaming Bauer for a start on my fantasy team today.

 

He pitched last year for the local AAA team in Reno. I don't recall that he pitched in any of the few games I went to, so I have no on-the-scene scouting report to offer. I read the same things everyone else does, that he didn't seem to understand that you be nice to be people you meet on your way up because you might see them again on your way down.

Anyone asked why Arcia/Plouffe are hitting 6th and 7th? Why the **** is Doumit hitting 3rd?

 

Gardy was making out a lineup card while Willingham was hurt.

 

He started by placing Doumits name in the 3 spot first and was going to fill in the rest of the lineup.

 

He then he realized that it was the last copy of his lineup cards and he made 50 photo copies of the lineup card with Doumits name in the 3 spot.

 

There is nothing that Gardy can do about that now.

i bet clete thomas would be better without the "i just sh*t my pants" look

 

Is that the smile that an infant gives you when he does a nice one?