Lineups:

 

Twins:

Clete Thomas CF

Joe Mauer DH

Ryan Doumit C

Josh Willingham LF

Justin Morneau 1B

Oswaldo Arcia RF

Trevor Plouffe 3B

Brian Dozier 2B

Pedro Florimon SS

(P.J. Walters P)

 

Royals:

Alex Gordon LF

Alcides Escobar SS

Eric Hosmer 1B

Billy Butler DH

Salvador Perez C

Mike Moustakas 3B

Lorenzo Cain CF

Elliot Johnson 2B

David Lough RF

(James Shields P)

Shields Eh... I'm not afraid.

 

Of course... I don't have a bat in my hands either!!!

Big start for Walters... He can't have another clunker.

Are you kidding? Shields is the guy they traded Babe Ruth for! He's gonna moider us!

Are you kidding? Shields is the guy they traded Babe Ruth for! He's gonna moider us!

 

If Babe Ruth was transported from 1925 to today intact with the same skills. He'd be Jack Cust.

If Babe Ruth was transported from 1925 to today intact with the same skills. He'd be Jack Cust.

 

He Cust in 1925 too, according to stories.

If Transported Al Capone from the 20's to today... He'd be Aaron Hernandez.

If Transported Al Capone from the 20's to today... He'd be Aaron Hernandez.

 

That's the name of the guy who ran the ROTC program at our high school. Wonder if they're related.

Rain delay? Or is Olivia at the game causing all the males to be frozen in admiration?

Weather delay, or just really really really slow internet feeds on Yahoo and ESPN?

 

/ Hah, won't edit this out, but some synchronicity going on with you, Glorm

If Transported Al Capone from the 20's to today... He'd be Aaron Hernandez.

 

hernandez has syphilis?

paul blart is on. just so you know.

Well, good time to go chop some weeds and then eat some dinner. BRB.

I have news about a tell all book about Johnny Carson.

Rain delay? Or is Olivia at the game causing all the males to be frozen in admiration?

 

GLORM!!!

 

You are here Earlier that normal!!!

 

Now You type -- The Early Bird Catches the Worm and I gotta say this Tequila is quite good!

I have news about a tell all book about Johnny Carson.

 

OK... If its news... You have to do a news sounder before you deliver that news!

paul blart is on. just so you know.

 

Paul Blart is always on... Those malls have to stay open for business.

Someone tell Ashbury to stay out of the weeds... The game is on.

He's gonna moider us!

 

John, I dig your impersonation of Max from the "Hart to Hart" drama series from the 1980's. It's not as good as your singing voice, but it is quite exceptional.

John' date=' I dig your impersonation of Max from the "Hart to Hart" drama series from the 1980's. It's not as good as your singing voice, but it is quite exceptional.[/quote']

 

I imagine Ashbury with a Jimmy Durante type voice.

Walters... Has dug a hole for the team and himself.

 

Probably more so for himself.

 

Thats too bad!

howard dean in the crowd, yo

OK... If its news... You have to do a news sounder before you deliver that news!

 

Let me try that again.

 

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I have news about a tell all book about Johnny Carson. Rumor has it that the Bombastic Bushkin will be the author.

I imagine Ashbury with a Jimmy Durante type voice.

 

Ha-Cha-Cha-Cha!

Three runs already. Geez.

howard dean in the crowd, yo

 

For those following the game on a game cast or something. There was a strange Howard Dean type yell made when Butler homered and when they replayed the home run over and over... The scream was repeated over and over.

The PJ Walters era, Let it end.

jaques jones needs to teach these guys how to hack

The PJ Walters era, Let it end.

 

3 starts ago... I would have argued with you. I don't have the strength now cuz he's getting kinda heavy.

jaques jones needs to teach these guys how to hack

 

He won't be teaching anyone how to gun down a runner at home.