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Game Thread: Twins vs Royals, 6/28 - 7:10pm

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same here, but in a totally euphemistic sorta way

 

I'm absolutely laughing so hard that I can't breathe.

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I'd love to get a tattoo ... the problem is twofold ... I just can't decide what to get, then where to put it.

To break the ice I got my first 2 in vegas when i was intoxicated. After that, what as the difference if I got like 1 or 2 more? Haven't added to that yet. I have a bad habit of getting more than 1 at a time though, maybe its an even numbers thing?

To break the ice I got my first 2 in vegas when i was intoxicated. After that, what as the difference if I got like 1 or 2 more? Haven't added to that yet. I have a bad habit of getting more than 1 at a time though, maybe its an even numbers thing?

 

I can see getting married and having a couple of kids... But a Tattoo? That's so permanent.

I'd love to get a tattoo ... the problem is twofold ... I just can't decide what to get, then where to put it.

 

This

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where the sun don't shine.

I'm absolutely laughing so hard that I can't breathe.

 

That's a euphemism, right?

Honestly... I like Glorms menus better but... I guess I'll get the Brazilian Blowout for 300 Bucks.

 

All right, enough with the euphemisms already.

This

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where the sun don't shine.

 

I do actually like various sun designs and anything astral ... but that one's just too happy for me.

All right, enough with the euphemisms already.

 

Dude 300 Bucks? Brazilian... Come on.

I can see getting married and having a couple of kids... But a Tattoo? That's so permanent.

 

This lead by the Royals tonight is starting to look permanent. CTTF, can you go out the door a few more times?

Dude 300 Bucks? Brazilian... Come on.

 

"Fifty bucks, Mother Superior. Same as in town."

I'd love to get a tattoo ... the problem is twofold ... I just can't decide what to get, then where to put it.

 

tat this: leviticus 19:28

 

on your forehead.

oh sheeesh ... sigh

 

If it's a post, I'll delete it for ya. If it's that Hosmer dude, can't help.

tat this: leviticus 19:28

 

on your forehead.

 

If you know your bible... That's actually funny.

dude. you are soooooo anti-DOMA

Is that in reference to Defense of Marriage Act? If not, I have no idea what you're referencing.

If it's a post, I'll delete it for ya. If it's that Hosmer dude, can't help.

 

It's the Hosmer dude. I wouldn't sigh about a post. Unless it's Snepp's spout.

The Twins pitching staff seems to be striving extra-hard to make their HR/9 rate more league-normative. (They're helping KC hitters more towards the league HR median too-- the Royals just leap-frogged the Marlins out of last place in HRs.)

If you know your bible... That's actually funny.

 

I don't ... but I looked it up ... and I concur, pretty funny. But I won't abide.

Is that in reference to Defense of Marriage Act? If not, I have no idea what you're referencing.

 

Yeah... That might have slipped past the mods with its clever disguise.

 

Ashbury is supposed to catch these things.

Yeah... That might have slipped past the mods with its clever disguise.

 

Ashbury is supposed to catch these things.

 

I haven't deleted anything in over 24 hours so you'd think I'd be jonsing. I assume ohninetyone was hoping Brock would stop by this evening and express outrage.

I haven't deleted anything in over 24 hours so you'd think I'd be jonsing. I assume ohninetyone was hoping Brock would stop by this evening and express outrage.

 

How often do you really have to delete things?

I wonder what gave him the assumption that I'm anti DOMA?

 

It was a super clever gay slur, or something.

How often do you really have to delete things?

 

I could tell you, but then I'd have to ban you.

C'mon, Twins! You can do it! I still believe!

 

You are a true fan. Never give up.

How often do you really have to delete things?

 

So far... Not that often... It happens from time to time... No one should take it personally.

 

Picture of almost naked guy is OK... Slurs... I gotta... Draw the line.

 

OK back to game...

 

what the... We are down 9 to 3.

I could tell you, but then I'd have to ban you.

 

Yes, there are so many females who post here that we can easily afford to ban one?

Wish I had time to see a game when I'm in Ft. Myers. Not gonna line up with my schedule.

Wish I had time to see a game when I'm in Ft. Myers. Not gonna line up with my schedule.

 

Say... Umm ChiTown... If the Miracle are not at home... They are probably just a short trip down the road.

 

Oops... My bad... Time is the issue... I understand that now.

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