lol... My favorite was:

 

Me: Good night son...

 

2 year old Son: Good night Dad...

 

Me: Shhh... What was that...

 

2 year old Son: What was what Daddy?

 

Me: Shhhh... (Dramatic pause)... Nevermind... I thought I heard something in your closet... Good night buddy.

 

 

One of my twins gets an icecube out of the freezer last night, puts one end in his mouth....and it sticks to both of his lips.

 

Then he freaks and pulls it out, bloody mayhem ensues.

 

Like any good father, it's time to educate. So....

 

I pull up the tongue-on-pole scene from A Christmas Story on youtube for him to watch.

 

He didn't find it nearly as amusing as I did.

 

Edited June 20, 201313 yr by snepp

I'm guessing that Ashbury's first ban will be me and then I will ban him right back and we will be down to two in no time at all.

 

Did I cc you on my reply to Rocket Pig? Because that is essentially what I told him earlier today (in reverse).

Twins win against all odds.

I'm guessing that Ashbury's first ban will be me and then I will ban him right back and we will be down to two in no time at all.

 

That would be fun. The banning power is awesome, but like nuclear weapons, it should be rarely used.

Wow... that is funny!! I actually did laugh out load...it was audible.

 

I might try that on my one of my kids but my youngest is 10 years old so it would have to be about "Slenderman".

 

At 10 years old... I was picking them up while sleeping in the middle of the night and moving them some place else.

 

They couldn't figure out how they ended up sleeping in the bathtub or behind the Couch.

Did I cc you on my reply to Rocket Pig? Because that is essentially what I told him earlier today (in reverse).

 

No you didn't... But I for sure... Have to get new material.

I may keep this avatar a while. I was actually thinking earlier that there is quite a bit in common between the two photos in terms of facial expression, probably going a long way toward explaining why I like them. But at this moment I am envisioning a conversation between the two of them being very one-sided. "Honey, I know you're enjoying your new-found attention from the boys, and of course they like the bewbs and all, but a bit of advice: to really impress them you simply can't surpass skintight leather."

 

I was envisioning them together, but not talking.

Twins win against all odds.

 

OK Ashbury... Do we break into Phil Collins now...

One of my twins gets an icecube out of the freezer last night, puts one end in his mouth....and it sticks to both of his lips.

 

Then he freaks and pulls it out, bloody mayhem ensues.

 

Like any good father, it's time to educate. So....

 

I pull up the tongue-on-pole scene from A Christmas Story on youtube for him to watch.

 

He didn't find it nearly as amusing as I did.

 

 

I would have made the other twin do the same... Just to keep it even between them.

Four moderators on one thread. I almost wish that someone would try to violate the TD rules to see what happens.

 

Boy, I've been off the game threads for awhile. They're doling out "super moderator" titles like yardsticks at the State Fair.

Boy, I've been off the game threads for awhile. They're doling out "super moderator" titles like yardsticks at the State Fair.

 

Hey lookie! I think I found my first bannination victim!

Oh well, I guess I'll be gone for awhile again.