That's not really a report. It's a series of questions.

 

Yeah but it's my format. I'm groundbreaking.

Report from around the League: Who is this Jeff Locke... If The Twins would have signed him in the off season... Would TD have torn him apart?

The punter that the Vikings drafted?

The punter that the Vikings drafted?

 

Speaking of Punters... Here's a question... If you were the undisputed top High School Punter in the country...

 

Every College Football Coach has offered you a full ride scholarship and equal money under the table.

 

Your Home Town is International Falls...

 

To Which College do you commit and why?

University of Minnesota. Because I'll get plenty of opportunities to show off my leg.

Chris Sale retaliating for Arcia hitting Chris Sale.

University of Minnesota. Because I'll get plenty of opportunities to show off my leg.

 

Wow... Impressive... Correct answer and reason... Right off the bat.

Speaking of Punters... Here's a question... If you were the undisputed top High School Punter in the country...

 

Every College Football Coach has offered you a full ride scholarship and equal money under the table.

 

Your Home Town is International Falls...

 

To Which College do you commit and why?

 

I think this is a trick question.

 

Hometown: International Falls.

 

Even at Alabama you have to have graduated from an accredited high school to get in.

Chris Sale retaliating for Arcia hitting Chris Sale.

 

Thats funny... Your in East Grand Forks... Come over to my house and wipe up this water I just spit out laughing.

Speaking of the Gopher kicking game. This guy is their new placekicker.

I think this is a trick question.

 

Hometown: International Falls.

 

Even at Alabama you have to have graduated from an accredited high school to get in.

 

There's this Lewis Black bit... Paraphrasing... It's so cold that I haven't had an actual thought in months... Every time I start to get a thought... My mind goes.. **** its cold.

Is it my imagination, or is Correia looking like a MLB pitcher?

OK Correia is thru 6 w/86 pitches......is everyone ready for the post 75 pitch breakdown???

No Menu?

 

Prime rib

Baked Potato

Assorted Greens

Soup

Apple Crisp

 

Or, at least that's what I had tonight.

I'm OK with KC coming out for the 7th.

 

Unlike last night.

Prime rib

Baked Potato

Assorted Greens

Soup

Apple Crisp

 

Or, at least that's what I had tonight.

That's exactly what I had tonight!

 

 

 

 

Except for the prime rib, potato, greens, and apple crisp.

Is it my imagination, or is Correia looking like a MLB pitcher?

 

He is but he falls apart after 5.2 innings and he implodes after June 21 every year.

He is but he falls apart after 5.2 innings and he implodes after June 21 every year.

 

I thought that was Pelfrey...or Diamond...or Worley...or - never mind.

Yeah... But what if it's 50-50 odds that her motivation is Hydration or Drowning?

 

You will embrace either. If you know what's good for you.

I thought that was Pelfrey...or Diamond...or Worley...or - never mind.

 

Yes Sir... it's all of them.

To Which College do you commit and why?

 

University of Nebraska, to maximize my Nowledge.

Morneausie!

Now THAT has been a long time coming!

Is it my imagination, or is Correia looking like a MLB pitcher?

 

It's probably not your imagination, but it is the White Sox.

Ok, power back, now trade him.

Morneau... ​now they will come in bunches.

Plouffe... Should have charged the mound.

Prime rib

Baked Potato

Assorted Greens

Soup

Apple Crisp

 

Or, at least that's what I had tonight.

 

Bratwurst

Hot Dog

Cole Slaw (vinegar and sugar dressing

Baked Beans

Potato Chips

 

Yum.

I'm OK with KC coming out for the 7th.

 

Unlike last night.

 

Agreed. KC in the 7th last night would have been poor strategy.

Bratwurst

Hot Dog

Cole Slaw (vinegar and sugar dressing

Baked Beans

Potato Chips

 

Yum.

 

I don't know what I ate... I just ate it.

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