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Game Thread: Twins vs Mariners, 5/31 - 7:10pm

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at this pace... The game will finish before you do.

 

I think I'd be pretty finished at 90... lol

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My wife says I'm so good... With me its called FIVE play.

 

whoop! whoop!

I wonder what Olivia is doing tonight.

 

Probably sitting with her grandmother watching Hawaii Five O.

Probably sitting with her grandmother watching Hawaii Five O.

 

That is basically the opposite of what I was thinking.

My wife says I'm so good... With me its called FIVE play.

Hmm, that's odd. When I was in high school "five play" meant something else entirely.

Domonic Brown is seriously scorching right now. 2 dingers tonight...

 

I would consider trading Benson for him.

I wouldn't trade Robert Guillaume. Mistake. Mistake. Mistake.

That is basically the opposite of what I was thinking.

 

And yet somehow it's still hot.

Just got back in, checked the score...let me guess...Pelfrey melted down in the 6th again?

My wife says I'm so good... With me its called FIVE play.

 

 

Approves.

Pelfrey melted down in the 6th again?

 

But that's unpossible!

 

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Just got back in, checked the score...let me guess...Pelfrey melted down in the 6th again?

 

Meltdown might be a bit strong, but he did struggle a bit then, yes.

I wonder what Olivia is doing tonight.

 

She is sitting in a bathtub with her toe stuck in the drain and she can't get it out. She is stretching as far as she can at an odd angle reaching in vain for her cell phone that is on the bathroom floor just out of her reach.

 

With a big push she reaches the cell phone but in the process she sloshes water from the tub onto the phone rendering it useless...

 

oh wait... Olivia? Wrong girl... Sorry.

That is basically the opposite of what I was thinking.

 

That is basically the form of humor I gravitate toward.

We need more pictures of Ashbury.

 

Don't you mean ASSbury???

It's gettin late, get serious!

Man, this bites. I can't get the feed - some idiot in the head office thinks Idaho is in the Seattle Mariners local coverage area (it isn't.

She is sitting in a bathtub with her toe stuck in the drain and she can't get it out. She is stretching as far as she can at an odd angle reaching in vain for her cell phone that is on the bathroom floor just out of her reach.

 

With a big push she reaches the cell phone but in the process she sloshes water from the tub onto the phone rendering it useless...

 

oh wait... Olivia? Wrong girl... Sorry.

 

I'm going to go ahead and give that a 7.2 on the "disturbing" scale.

Don't you mean ASSbury???

 

That would be Ass of an Assbury.

She is sitting in a bathtub with her toe stuck in the drain and she can't get it out. She is stretching as far as she can at an odd angle reaching in vain for her cell phone that is on the bathroom floor just out of her reach.

 

With a big push she reaches the cell phone but in the process she sloshes water from the tub onto the phone rendering it useless...

 

oh wait... Olivia? Wrong girl... Sorry.

 

I like the bathtub imagery and the reaching part. Well done.

As a group they look like they would be a lot of fun. Taken individually, not as much.

 

Ill say it again... Those girls would beat me with their instruments.

That would be Ass of an Assbury.

 

I own that phrase. Cease and desist.

It's gettin late, get serious!

 

Your right Top Gun. We've been playing too much grab ass. It's time for an unexpected rally.

At least the royals will keep us out of last place.

Joe Nathan too.

Ill say it again... Those girls would beat me with their instruments.

 

They are transgendered?

Ill say it again... Those girls would beat me with their instruments.

I hope there's an intended pun there.

Your right Top Gun. We've been playing too much grab ass. It's time for an unexpected rally.

 

Finally, an on topic post. Now let's win this game.

No one made proper notice of Charlie Furbush entering the game. Silly name. Who names their kid Charlie anymore?

It's gettin late, get serious!

 

I tried getting serious once... It was 1988... I found the experience to be overrated and it made me dizzy.

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