Looks like Pelfrey won't be catching the ever elusive quality start again...

My Super Power = Immortality I can see thousands more losing seasons for our Minnesota Twins.

Just threw a grad/bithday party this past weekend.. I am awash in beer.

In fact, I got a lot of interesting beers for the birthday part.

Life is good.

Wish the Twins could win.

 

Happy Birthday...

 

Grad? College? High School? Prison rehabilitation?

My Super Power = Immortality I can see thousands more losing seasons for our Minnesota Twins.

 

Unfortunately, you wished for immortality but forgot to specify that you don't age.

I am back and look what I found last night.

 

My Super Power = Immortality I can see thousands more losing seasons for our Minnesota Twins.

 

You will be: The Incredible I'm so old I can't wipe myself guy.

Happy Birthday...

 

Grad? College? High School? Prison rehabilitation?

 

My oldest son is a college grad. He has taken a job and infiltrated the land of the cheeseheads, but will always remain a twins fan.

I am back and look what I found last night.

 

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I like your avatar too. I might start flirting with you after another drink... lol

 

Unwise. After you sober up, this becomes my avatar.

​big DPDP

HE GOT AN OUT!!!!!!!

(that was all caps, but it got convered to lowercase... lol)

Unwise. After you sober up, this becomes my avatar.

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Aiiiiiiiieeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

I am back and look what I found last night.

 

Now you've got one of your very own. Take good care of her.

My post count sux..... lol

My oldest son is a college grad. He has taken a job and infiltrated the land of the cheeseheads, but will always remain a twins fan.

 

Congrats... Hopefully the tuition didn't damage your beer plans.

My post count sux..... lol

 

That was my post count yesterday alone.

Now you've got one of your very own. Take good care of her.

 

Actually, I have more than one.

 

 

Why all the anger, my brother?

Why all the anger, my brother?

 

Tuition bill showed up quicker than he thought.

Actually, I have more than one.

 

That one was from five minutes later in the photo shoot. She's not gonna age gracefully.

Actually, I have more than one.

 

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Glunn, please take that down. I don't like photos of my prior life being thrown out there.

Congrats... Hopefully the tuition didn't damage your beer plans.

 

This one is an amazing kid. He paid for college totally by himself.. private college no less.

Scholarship took about 3/4 of the cost off. He worked a lot of hours to pay the rest. No debt.

Not a lot of help from me!

Iwakuma goes right after them. Only six first-pitch balls, by my count, and most of those were early in the game.

That one was from five minutes later in the photo shoot. She's not gonna age gracefully.

 

So she is now too old for you?

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Your prior wife? Why'd you divorce her?

Actually, I have more than one.

 

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oh my!!!!!!!

So she is now too old for you?

 

I prefer to remember her as she was.

I prefer to remember her as she was.

 

Then you probably don't want to see the picture of her lying on her side. I will just keep that one for private enjoyment.

Wow... Swarzak had two chances to get an out there.

help!!! lol