Game Thread: Twins vs Mariners, 5/31 - 7:10pm

[mikeee]

The cynicale was my favorite surly beer... Mmmmm

[Riverbrian]

Iwakuma goes right after them. Only six first-pitch balls, by my count, and most of those were early in the game.

 

Iwakuma is the real deal... King Felix, Iwakuma, Walker and That other guy will make a scary rotation in a year or two.

[mikeee]

It's a little hard to get a post count up when they make you wait 30 seconds in between posts....

 

[glunn]

Wow... Swarzak had two chances to get an out there.

 

This game is not going as I hoped.

[mikeee]

Iwakuma is the real deal... King Felix, Iwakuma, Walker and That other guy will make a scary rotation in a year or two.

 

Why is their record so poor then?

[ashbury]

Then you probably don't want to see the picture of her lying on her side. I will just keep that one for private enjoyment.

 

No, I researched her thoroughly before selecting the avatar photo. Nothing wrong with the reclining shot. She may want a husband someday, but currently she doesn't need the support.

[Riverbrian]

Domonic Brown is seriously scorching right now. 2 dingers tonight...

 

I would consider trading Benson for him.

[mikeee]

good job,swarzy.

[mikeee]

99 bottles of beer on the wall.

99 bottles of beer!

you take one down and pass it around.

98 bottles of beer on the wall!

[ashbury]

It's a little hard to get a post count up when they make you wait 30 seconds in between posts....

 

 

There's a menu under Settings that lets you adjust your post count. It's kind of dirty pool, though.

[mikeee]

Time for Domit to smack one out.....

[ashbury]

Domonic Brown is seriously scorching right now. 2 dingers tonight...

 

I would consider trading Benson for him.

 

I'd even throw in Alex Burnett.

[Riverbrian]

It's a little hard to get a post count up when they make you wait 30 seconds in between posts....

 

 

I know... My wife doesn't understand while I'm always saying 1 Mississippi 2 Mississippi.

[mikeee]

There's a menu under Settings that lets you adjust your post count. It's kind of dirty pool, though.

 

I'll just do it the old fashioned way and post a lot of lame things... lol

[mikeee]

hit for parmalee!

[mikeee]

Time for #7 for Hicks... lol

[Riverbrian]

I'll just do it the old fashioned way and post a lot of lame things... lol

 

I would never do that.

[ashbury]

I would never do that.

 

After RocketPig implements the Meh button, the Lame button is next.

[mikeee]

floor-e-MON@!

[ashbury]

Is Iwakuma going to go nine?

[glunn]

C'mon Carroll -- keep it going.

[Riverbrian]

Is Iwakuma going to go nine?

 

Depends on if Seattle scores more.

[glunn]

I wonder what Olivia is doing tonight.

[mikeee]

98 bottles of beer on the wall.

98 bottles of beer!

you take one down and pass it around.

97 bottles of beer on the wall!

[Riverbrian]

I wonder what Olivia is doing tonight.

 

Isnt that a Boyce and Hart song

[Riverbrian]

98 bottles of beer on the wall.

98 bottles of beer!

you take one down and pass it around.

97 bottles of beer on the wall!

 

at this pace... The game will finish before you do.

[ashbury]

I know... My wife doesn't understand while I'm always saying 1 Mississippi 2 Mississippi.

 

She's probably worried it means the next thing is you'll be initiating foreplay with her.

[Joe A. Preusser]

I wonder what Olivia is doing tonight.

 

She's obviously keeping current on TD, probably reading this thread as I type this.

[Joe A. Preusser]

She's probably worried it means the next thing is you'll be initiating foreplay with her.

I think we're all a little worried about that.

[Riverbrian]

She's probably worried it means the next thing is you'll be initiating foreplay with her.

 

My wife says I'm so good... With me its called FIVE play.