Game Thread: Twins vs Mariners, 5/31 - 7:10pm

[ashbury]

Hey... I think we are moderator less.

 

We can wreck the place.

 

Snepp and glunn and 10 others like this.

[Riverbrian]

RB gets the blame for that one. Can't go jinxing a guy like that.

 

No hit Jinx doesn't take effect until after 5 innings.

[ashbury]

No hit Jinx doesn't take effect until after 5 innings.

 

Evidence to the contrary is offered here tonight.

[Riverbrian]

Shoot... I would've liked a run.

[ashbury]

leadoff double oughta be good for something!

 

Well. That was a letdown.

[mikeee]

rats.....

[CairoCrown]

Where's the Butch Husky option for best DH of all time?

[Riverbrian]

We need more pictures of Ashbury.

[Riverbrian]

Where's the Butch Husky option for best DH of all time?

 

With a name like Butch Husky... You just can't own a flower shop.

[diehardtwinsfan]

What superpower would you want if you could have only one?

 

That's easy, psionic powers.... read minds, alter them... way too much fun.

[mikeee]

Mauer will smack one.

[mikeee]

He's right where he wants to be at 0-2

[Riverbrian]

That's easy, psionic powers.... read minds, alter them... way too much fun.

 

The Incredible Pick Up Artist

[mikeee]

Well, at least Morny can't GIDP.

[diehardtwinsfan]

We need more pictures of Ashbury.

 

I got the first one doing a google image search on three headed donkey... A second search didn't yield that one... In the mean time, here's a gem for you riverbrian.

 

[Riverbrian]

I got the first one doing a google image search on three headed donkey... A second search didn't yield that one... In the mean time, here's a gem for you riverbrian.

 

[ATTACH=CONFIG]4259[/ATTACH]

 

Now that's some good recon... You got an actual picture of Ashbury... How'd you get into his computer?

[Riverbrian]

The incredible Beer Man

 

Mikeee... I'm changing your name to

 

The Incredible Golden Draft

[diehardtwinsfan]

In my real life, I do IT security for the DoD...

[diehardtwinsfan]

uh oh...

[diehardtwinsfan]

common triple play...

[mikeee]

He has bats in his pelfry.

[mikeee]

Mikeee... I'm changing your name to

 

The Incredible Golden Draft

 

No Miller products, puleese... lol

Call me furioys or sumthin..

[Riverbrian]

big dp

[glunn]

Hey... I think we are moderator less.

 

We can wreck the place.

 

Not so fast -- I just finished a long call and am heading home soon.

[Riverbrian]

No Miller products, puleese... lol

Call me furioys or sumthin..

 

OK... You are: The Incredible Sumthin

[diehardtwinsfan]

The Incredible Pick Up Artist

 

Absolutely... as well as the incredible poker player.

[diehardtwinsfan]

Mikeee... I'm changing your name to

 

The Incredible Golden Draft

 

And with a name like that, I expect you to be front and center in the Twins war room come draft day.

[Riverbrian]

I got the first one doing a google image search on three headed donkey... A second search didn't yield that one... In the mean time, here's a gem for you riverbrian.

 

[ATTACH=CONFIG]4259[/ATTACH]

 

do you have the skills to type Ashburyjohn on this photo. That would be special.

[mikeee]

OK... You are: The Incredible Sumthin

 

there.

[ashbury]

big dp

 

You need to make that big dp ^tm by this point.

 

/ Didn't want to make the trademark symbol so large but it doesn't look like superscript at normal size