Meanwhile on the bench, Hicksie quietly bides his time, plotting to slingshot past them in batting average, RBI, and hugs from Prince Fielder...

Mauer might catch him in K's too, if he doesn't watch out.

Don't forget Swarzie!

I'm actually holding out hope that Swarzak can put together a useful season. Esco and Ramirez look like small sample long shots, fun while they last, etc. Whatever they do above replacement level the rest of the way is a bonus.

 

On the other hand, S^3 disclaimer, but Swarzak looks like he's in danger of maybe developing into a reliable reliever. Not where you want your high picks to end up, but better than nothing.

Mauer might catch him in K's too, if he doesn't watch out.

Yeah, 1-4 with 2 K's isn't exactly snapping a cold streak. It's Verlander, but that's of marginal comfort when Mauer's ability as a hitter is supposed to rival the ability of Verlander as a pitcher.

 

Possible Strib column: Mauer's Slump Continues; Bruno on Thin Ice?

Nice job, Bullpen. If we need any barn doors locked, after the starter has let all the horses out, we know where to turn.