All right, Vanimal is right, at last. Let's score some runs and make it a game.

I like the Wild's chances better than tonight's Twins-Kitties matchup (Worley vs. Verlander).

 

Ah ye of little faith. Verlander is off... We just gotta get Worley on... No problem

Run to your fantasy teams... Delmon goes yard in first Phillies at bat... Fresh off the DL.

I'll let you know when it lands.

 

Sounds like you might have a better chance at getting it than the people in TF...

Nothing's off topic in a game thread, right? This from the PP Worker dies in blender at Oregon meat plant - TwinCities.com By the way, what ever happened with the SWAT team, bri?

Let's get some runs.

I do not wish Delmon Young anything bad, but I'd just as soon never hear anything about him as long as he lives. The scars are too deep.

The crickets you hear chirping are the Twins bats.

Jets training camp four and a half months away. Updates when available.

 

Tebow offered contract by arena football team, news at 4, 5, 6, 7, 9:15 and 11:42.

Nothing's off topic in a game thread, right? This from the PP Worker dies in blender at Oregon meat plant - TwinCities.com By the way, what ever happened with the SWAT team, bri?

 

In a similar vein of irrelevancy, may I add that I never could eat another Hostess Twinkie after a co-worker regaled us with tales about his summer job working in their factory where it was 120 degrees inside and the workers' sweat would drip into the vat of cream filling they were mixing?

Nothing's off topic in a game thread, right? This from the PP Worker dies in blender at Oregon meat plant - TwinCities.com By the way, what ever happened with the SWAT team, bri?

 

It's bad enough to fall... But falling into stuff always make it worse... A bike... a blender... It's never good.

 

The flash bang went off at 1:30... He was out of the house by 2:00. It seems he didn't like the flash bang.

 

His girlfriend was breaking up with him... So he broke into her house around 10AM sunday morning when she wasn't home... He called her on her cell phone... Told her that he was going to destroy her house and that he won't be taken alive.

 

He managed to set some fires but he wasn't very good at the Arson thing cuz the firefighters were able to put out all the fires he set around the house with only 1,000 bucks damage after 3 hours of burning wild in the house. I can't figure that one out.

 

He was a state champion skeet shooter and he did have a gun... But basically... It was a lame attempt at attention.

 

I'm sure the girlfriend was impressed and is re thinking her decision to break up with this talented arsonist.

 

Hes getting mentally evaluated and facing 3 fairly serious charges.

2 on, no out, meat of the order up.

 

 

What could possibly go wrong?

Tebow offered contract by arena football team, news at 4, 5, 6, 7, 9:15 and 11:42.

 

Any word on his negotiations with NFL Romania?

In a similar vein of irrelevancy, may I add that I never could eat another Hostess Twinkie after a co-worker regaled us with tales about his summer job working in their factory where it was 120 degrees inside and the workers' sweat would drip into the vat of cream filling they were mixing?

 

Yeah but at least they were wearing hair nets.

This ain't gonna help Worleys numbers.

2 on, no out, meat of the order up.

 

 

What could possibly go wrong?

 

Let Prince show you.

2 on, no out, meat of the order up.

 

What could possibly go wrong?

 

Falling into a blender?

Tigers have a very good lineup. Vanimal is not a very good pitcher right now. Predictable results.

Fielder has some power.

Didn't see that coming.

 

 

 

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All right, Vanimal is right, at last. Let's score some runs and make it a game.

 

Can I un-Like my own post?

What Blue Grey and Red and goes 150 miles per hour.

I give up. I'm going to put up the avatar of the pretty blonde girl, even though this is not a Win.

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Can I un-Like my own post?

 

quote your post and type Boo Hiss...

Tigers have a very good lineup. Vanimal is not a very good pitcher right now. Predictable results.

 

Nonsense, if he had just beared down or manned up or whatever cliche some prefer he would have totally got Prince out.

What Blue Grey and Red and goes 150 miles per hour.

 

Got sumpin to do with a blender, I'ma guessin.

Nonsense, if he had just beared down or manned up or whatever cliche some prefer he would have totally got Prince out.

 

This. Totally.

Got sumpin to do with a blender, I'ma guessin.

 

Vance Worley in a blender.

Boo Hiss.

A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words." The guy replies, "Hey, why not?" He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar. "Vance Worley, blender," he said tersely.