1 minute ago, Hosken Bombo Disco said:

Dewey Beckham and Howe

(a riff off of a Johnny Carson joke) 

Waaaaaay older than Carson, sonny.

1 minute ago, ashbury said:

Waaaaaay older than Carson, sonny.

Hey I’m only in my 50s  

Astros-Dodgers 10 

Triple-A Twins 0

3 minutes ago, jkcarew said:

The Twins bench.

It’s taking my heart, my soul, my money, and leaving me drowning in my tears.

That Twins bench 

Makes me want to lay down and cry for a hundred years.

And the answer to who pitches the 9th will forever be a mystery 

Ouch. 

3 minutes ago, ashbury said:

 … sonny.

 

9 minutes ago, RpR said:

If the Twins score two runs doe Megill get the loss?

If there were fairness in baseball scoresheets, he would.

1 minute ago, Hosken Bombo Disco said:

Hey I’m only in my 50s  

Me too.

 

In dog years. 

Arraez, Correa and Kepler were the 0 for . for tonight so the pathetic show went to the top.

O fer Houston in 22. Bring on the Gints.

On the bright side, the game thread that almost wasn’t went a full ten pages.

Wait for it.

1 game over. Criminy 

Craptacular.

We should try to lose 45 straight to help replenish our farm system!!!!

4 minutes ago, ashbury said:

What an meme/image — boy no truer words 

baseball owes us NOTHING!!!

2 hours ago, USAFChief said:

Totes over.

Is it over yet?

No heart and no fire in the Twins bellies....sad.

Man, watching this team right now makes me long for the days of sniffing jet fuel on the tarmac in Minot. Hmmm, maybe not. Honey, can you pass me the Tylenol?

It’s over now.

Ding ding ding 

Windows are open, come collect your Overs courtesy of Aggies 

How much of a dud has Carlos correa been? My god 

3 minutes ago, AlwaysinModeration said:

It’s over now.

Feelin' kind of like the little guy deep in the bowels of the big fuel tanker in Waterworld.

9 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Me too.

 

In dog years. 

And Aggies7 only had a couple tonight, in dog beers.

Awful, pitiful, putrid, & tuuurrrable! Twins should feel shame.

6 minutes ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

Is it over yet?

It's been over for several weeks, except that the standings didn't reflect it until recently.

4 minutes ago, AlwaysinModeration said:

It’s over now.

By the way that’s an Alice In Chains lyric.

Interesting, I think the next lyric is “when it’s all gone wrong”

2 minutes ago, Aggies7 said:

How much of a dud has Carlos correa been? My god 

So much so that he unearned a capital letter there. ?

1 minute ago, ashbury said:

It's been over for several weeks, except that the standings didn't reflect it until recently.

We got 3 pages in a game thread weeks ago?

Chief was making a suckers bet then...