Didn't see one Started. Polanco hit HR to Start! Go Twins!! Twins 4 Astros 2

I was waiting for the inevitable “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” thread introduction.  Twins have lost five of six games to Texas teams in the last week, and their bats are getting absolutely sawed apart.

Just can't stomach Archer. 

bottom first and uh oh, that lead is going to be erased at any moment now... : (

4 minutes ago, Hosken Bombo Disco said:

bottom first and uh oh, that lead is going to be erased at any moment now... : (

Yeah that didn't take long!

Playing from behind builds character.  And, we sure as heck, got a bunch of characters.

7 minutes ago, AlwaysinModeration said:

I was waiting for the inevitable “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” thread introduction.  Twins have lost five of six games to Texas teams in the last week, and their bats are getting absolutely sawed apart.

Let the massacre begin!!

6 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Just can't stomach Archer. 

He needs to put more focus on executing quality pitches and getting ahead of batters, rather than trying to look flashy 

Just can't stomach Archer.

good lord

bless his heart

gotta run some errands have fun yall

yall come back now yhear?

any other Texas phrases I can use?  

Now I understand why nobody wanted to start a thread! Yikes!

Just now, Hosken Bombo Disco said:

good lord

bless his heart

gotta run some errands have fun yall

yall come back now yhear?

any other Texas phrases I can use?  

How bout eat sh-t and die?   Not you, Bombo.

11 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Just can't stomach Archer. 

Good bbq sauce helps.

Just now, RickOShea said:

How bout eat sh-t and die?   Not you, Bombo.

Well the pressure is off. No way the Twins will come back.  So I can go out side and toss rocks at my neighbor's iguana.

2 minutes ago, Hosken Bombo Disco said:

good lord

bless his heart

gotta run some errands have fun yall

yall come back now yhear?

any other Texas phrases I can use?  

Everything is bigger in Texas...Except when you live in Alaska!!

Ain't no effing way that we have the cojones to hang with these guys. It's sickening.

Here he is, Mr. 401K!

How many pages will this thread get tonight? I’ll set the over under at 3

We'll take a freebie back! Good job Gordon!

Don't know who this ump is behind the dish, but he could give Angel a run for his money.

Garcia's wind -up reminds me  of how Baldelli looked, walking back to his room last night.

2 minutes ago, RickOShea said:

Garcia's wind -up reminds me  of how Baldelli looked, walking back to his room last night.

Hammered with zero f*cks given?

4 minutes ago, CRF said:

Don't know who this ump is behind the dish, but he could give Angel a run for his money.

Dude is really struggling back there.  Ouch!

10 minutes ago, Winston Smith said:

Good bbq sauce helps.

Good Tabasco sauce helps, too.  LOL!   

9 minutes ago, Aggies7 said:

How many pages will this thread get tonight? I’ll set the over under at 3

I'll take the over.

Just now, USAFChief said:

I'll take the over.

For sure

 

Just now, USAFChief said:

For sure

 

No way it's under.

Just now, USAFChief said:

No way it's under.

Totes over.

Put Angel in New York, doing replay.  Angel: " Oh my, is this what I really look like behind the plate  and on the bases.  I'm really a doofus with a little black hat on".

 

Just now, USAFChief said:

Totes over.

Just one goofball could send it over.