Just now, USAFChief said:

Just one goofball could send it over.

If he set his mind to it.

25 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Just can't stomach Archer. 

 

16 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Just can't stomach Archer.

Second verse, same as the first!

3 minutes ago, ashbury said:

 

Second verse, same as the first!

Fun fact: named after Babe Ruth 

5 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Just one goofball could send it over.

Lol this is unfair. 

This game just looks like it's going to blow up in our faces.  I think I'll walk down to the fields and see if the Hooter girls softball team is shagging flies.

Archer is running up his pitch count. One more inning and the Twins' bullpen comes in to hold them down while we come back.

Oh, wait. Never mind! See you tomorrow night...

9 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

For sure

 

I was leaning ‘over’ as well

Not to be confused with bending over 

3 minutes ago, Aggies7 said:

Lol this is unfair. 

Haha

The red baron 401K should have dove for that.  Maybe he gets himself out of the game.

25 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Just can't stomach Archer.

Just now, Hosken Bombo Disco said:

Not to be confused with bending over 

 Nor rolling over

Is Kepler awake?

Not to be confused with Ben Dover, who played in the 60s

So Altuve intimidates the Twins in game 1 by throwing a complete hissy fit  because the ball hits him in the thigh. In his next ab, or at least in the next game, he should have got one under the chin. 

1 minute ago, Hosken Bombo Disco said:

Not to be confused with bending over 

Nor turning over  

No comment to up the #'s.

I heard Altuve was mad.  They sent the bat boy out to Walmart to buy a trash can.   Dumb kid brought back a Rubbermaid can.

2 minutes ago, Hosken Bombo Disco said:

Not to be confused with bending over 

Or a flyover. 

Poor little Max has a sore toe remember

5 minutes ago, RickOShea said:

This game just looks like it's going to blow up in our faces.  I think I'll walk down to the fields and see if the Hooter girls softball team is shagging flies.

umm No you won’t, not in this game thread 

(this coming from a guy who posted a Ben Dover joke—but I covered it up with a baseball reference  

I just don’t get why Archer is allowed to have the mechanics he has. There is obviously a world of inconsistency in his delivery that no decent club would allow past single A ball. I understand what I’m about to say may sound rhetorical but is this really the best we can do?

Just now, USAFChief said:

Nor turning over  

A little chin music?  Flip him? Dust em off?  Drill him in the ribs? Bean him?  Is that what you are advocating?  All right, I'm with you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just now, AussieG said:

Poor little Max has a sore toe remember

Ballet will do that to you.

10 minutes ago, RickOShea said:

This game just looks like it's going to blow up in our faces.  I think I'll walk down to the fields and see if the Hooter girls softball team is shagging flies.

Shagging flies?

 

See the ball, hit the ball....WOW, Who would of thought. Twins batting coach must have 200IQ

Dustry had a team meeting to try and come up with a new signal.  So, on the buffet table in the clubhouse, there are steam trays of baked beans.  You guessed it.  A group fart from the bench, rather than the trash can bit.

As if that means something

3 minutes ago, RickOShea said:

Dustry had a team meeting to try and come up with a new signal.  So, on the buffet table in the clubhouse, there are steam trays of baked beans.  You guessed it.  A group fart from the bench, rather than the trash can bit.

Then he cued up the camp fire scene from Blazing Saddles. 

6 minutes ago, RickOShea said:

A little chin music?  Flip him? Dust em off?  Drill him in the ribs? Bean him?  Is that what you are advocating?  All right, I'm with you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Open up the outside corner. Make him move his feet. Get him uncomfortable up there. Move Him off the plate. Insert fav cliche here.