Hicks got a hit! Now the Rangers are in trouble. He should run on AJ.

 

"But Skipper! Why are you sending me to AAA? I just pitched a two-hitter."

 

"One of them was to Hicks."

I'm starting to hate everything about Pedro Florimon.

 

He was the inspiration for Three Days grace.

Damned if I know

 

You are just asking to be banned, but I refuse to make you a martyr.

"But Skipper! Why are you sending me to AAA? I just pitched a two-hitter."

 

"One of them was to Hicks."

 

You stole that line from Gilligans Island.

I'm starting to hate everything about Pedro Florimon.

 

What's sad is, he's got one of the better batting averages in today's lineup.

You stole that line from Gilligans Island.

 

Right you are, Little Buddy.

you are just asking to be condemned, but i refuse to make you a martyr.

 

ftfy.

If our overlords deem it too naughty they'll add it to the forum's word filter.

 

Yeah, no kidding, Sherlock.

Let's look at the bright side -- if this was last season the Twins would be down 10 to zero at this point -- at least the pitching has been somewhat effective. Now they need to get the bats going. That said, I am going home and will blame the dog for the lack of runs, and he will, as always, look guilty.

Hammer Time!

That was not a smart pitch to the Willinghammer. Right in his wheelhouse.

Now we can start scoring... Hammer knocked the wall down.

Hammer Time!

 

Came here for this; leaving satisfied.

Damned if I know

 

I'm telling.

I'm telling.

 

Mommmmm! Diehardtwinsfan's tattling again!

Gotta say ashbury, those avatars just get better and better. Forget the Twins game. I just need to join the game thread to see the next unveiling.

Now we can start scoring... Hammer knocked the wall down.

 

This is why I'm not quite on board with trading him for a prospect, even if TR can get a good one; some games, he seems to be the one who stands between defeat and utter despair.

Gotta say ashbury, those avatars just get better and better. Forget the Twins game. I just need to join the game thread to see the next unveiling.

 

This one I straight out stole from Willihammer; thank him.

Nice to see the Junior Ranger knocked out. Let's get another one. That's you, Arcia.

Nice to see the Junior Ranger knocked out. Let's get another one. That's you, Arcia.

 

Except, it's Doumit. Interesting, and probably a smart move.

This one I straight out stole from Willihammer; thank him.

 

Well it was either that or this:

 

http://www.yogajournal.com/media/originals/mc_231_opener_sizedcopy.jpg

Well it was either that or this:

 

Eyebleach, stat!

Well it was either that or this:

 

Banned.

 

 

Nice inning for the Duense.

I'm telling.

Either you kids settle down back there or I will turn the Family Truckster around and you can just wait until next summer to see Wally World.

Well it was either that or this:

 

http://www.yogajournal.com/media/originals/mc_231_opener_sizedcopy.jpg

 

It's funny... But... There is no way I was pushing the like button.

Do the Rangers open the stables tonight? Maybe saddle up a certain horse? Maybe a huff and a puff and a blowwwwwwn save tonight?

Bears don't take imaginary girl friend guy, so he's pretty much a Viking.

Gardy's pushing the buttons, 50/50 so far.

Either you kids settle down back there or I will turn the Family Truckster around and you can just wait until next summer to see Wally World.

 

That's the Wagon Queen Family Truckster, don't short-change it.