All right... How bout some hits.

51 pitches in two innings. I'm starting to believe that Worley won't throw a complete game today.

 

The ESPN pitch-by-pitch log looks like War And Peace.

Alright, bases empty, perfect time for a Plouffe HR

The ESPN pitch-by-pitch log looks like War And Peace.

 

... and the Twins reply in their half of the second with Cliff's Notes.

The ESPN pitch-by-pitch log looks like War And Peace.

 

Vance Tolstoy Worley

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You are a horrible horrible person.

... and the Twins reply in their half of the second with Cliff's Notes.

 

Cliff notes is OK... I would went with "The Cat in the Hat"

Pitches-strikes - N Tepesch 22-14; V Worley 51-31.

 

Way to work the other guy over, guys.

You are a horrible horrible person.

 

ROTFLMAO... His picture looks even worse cropped like that. It's like The Wizard is slowly turning him into the cowardly lion.

Alright, bases empty, perfect time for a Plouffe HR

 

It also looks like Pitching is really painful for him yet he seems to oddly enjoy the pain.

Cliff notes is OK... I would went with "The Cat in the Hat"

 

The sun did not shine.

Too snowy to play.

So we sat in the clubhouse

All that cold, cold, wet day

 

I sat there with Mauersie.

We sat there, we two.

And I said "How I wish

We could DFA Drew!"

Berkman runs like I do.

His picture looks even worse cropped like that. It's like The Wizard is slowly turning him into the cowardly lion.

 

Don't ever call Tepesch cowardly!

Berkman runs like I do.

 

Faster on all fours, me too.

Browns with the 6th pick take some guy named Barkevious Mingo.

 

I understand that Bob and John may be falling out of style. But... What Mom... Looks at a newborn son and says... I will call him Barkevious.

Berkman runs like I do.

 

Screaming like a little girl? I missed that play.

What Mom... Looks at a newborn son and says... I will call him Barkevious.

 

Someone mischevious.

Don't ever call Tepesch cowardly!

 

lol... Ok... You are changing his nose. Took me awhile to figure that out.

 

Keep changing noses until you find one that produces a run for us.

Someone mischevious.

 

Because he is not devious.

Browns with the 6th pick take some guy named Barkevious Mingo.

 

I understand that Bob and John may be falling out of style. But... What Mom... Looks at a newborn son and says... I will call him Barkevious.

 

He has a Sister named Meowvious and Brother names Cluckvious.

At least Hicks and Florimon at the bottom of our lineup worked a few more pitches out of the Adonis of the Pitching Mound. But I sure would like to see a hit pretty soon.

 

Gotta go run and get some dinner. BRB.

He has a Sister named Meowvious and Brother names Cluckvious.

 

You're just belaboring the obvious now.

With Asbury gone... Snepp... You gotta take his place and be funny.

How many cowboy hats will end up on TF's grass before the end of Saturday's game? I put the over/under at 5,000.

With Asbury gone... Snepp... You gotta take his place and be funny.

 

I accept Paypal.

Worley looks frustrated with himself out there.

 

Nice play to end the inning, though.

Mauer is throwing better this spring.

How many cowboy hats will end up on TF's grass before the end of Saturday's game? I put the over/under at 5,000.

 

How many are they given out?

Of course after I type that, they put together the first strike em out, throw em out double play in like 3 years.

lol... Ok... You are changing his nose. Took me awhile to figure that out.

 

Keep changing noses until you find one that produces a run for us.

You're asking for a run-ny nose?