5 minutes ago, Danchat said:

LaTroy: "Man, I don't think Haase can catch up to a fastball."

5 seconds later

Haase hits a grand slam off a 97 MPH fastball

 

?

Reminds me of opening day in Milwaukee when Dobnak came in to pitch the 10th.

Bremer: “Dobnak now with that devastating slider.”

First batter: lines a base hit, off of slider.

Just now, RickOShea said:

I wonder if Jim Pohlad watches any of the games?

 

With all due respect, our posts shouldn't be monitored for a while.  It's a physical impossibility not to explode about what's happening.

2 minutes ago, LaBombo said:

Bullpen coach Pete Maki gives the boys a little pep talk before they beam down to defend the lead...

 

Are we sporting the red shirts again?

1 minute ago, Danchat said:

I think what's wrong is that we all forgot that he had a 10.80 ERA last year. Now he's regressing back to that point.

Apparently he was a deadline trade piece. For what, I don’t know.

3 minutes ago, Aggies7 said:

What’s wrong with Robles? Whiplash?

Snidely says there's nothing wrong, that's just who he is.

2 minutes ago, AceWrigley said:

Your 2021 Minnesota Twins.

Ah, there's the happy little tire swing!

This is the worst bullpen in Twins history.

2 minutes ago, Hosken Bombo Disco said:

Reminds me of opening day in Milwaukee when Dobnak came in to pitch the 10th.

Bremer: “Dobnak now with that devastating slider.”

First batter: lines a base hit, off of slider.

Turns out Bremer knew exactly what he was talking about. 

 

It's been pretty devastating to us all.

IF a pinch-hitter bats for the second time in an inning, is he still a pinch-hitter?

We are screwed. Maeda is unavailable for pinch-running duties.

5 minutes ago, RpR said:

Hell Shoemaker would be better 

 

Is that guy any relation to Matt Shoemaker? 

Ba dum tschhh

I'd rather watch Astudillo pitch.

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

Turns out Bremer knew exactly what he was talking about. 

 

It's been pretty devastating to us all.

We still got this.

Just gotta plate a run, that's all.

Baldelli's laptop is losing its charge.  Better head back to the clubhouse.

pop up

Day-tway's bullpen has the best names in the league, hands down.

Well Larnach for Gordon, hmm, why didn't have Maeda pinch hit?

Is this a good time to share that Ryan Lamarre hit the game winning home run for the Yankees tonight 

Remember when we thought Larnach could hit? That was awesome.

4 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Day-tway's bullpen has the best names in the league, hands down.

Bummer for the White Sox! 

Ah, ball five, one more chance.

 

Spoiler alert: 

 

Olympics: Team USA softball is playing Japan.

 

 

Yep, fill the squad with rookies, they say, let them show their goods.

Twins could set the record for second most losses in baseball history.

Let’s see Astudillo’s helmet come off and somersault into home plate with the winning run!

edit: nm 

1 minute ago, Hosken Bombo Disco said:

Let’s see Astudillo’s helmet come off and somersault into home plate 

edit: nm 

I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but even I know helmets can't do somersaults.

Remember when charlie finley experimented  with having a rabbit pop up by home plate to give the home plate ump extra baseballs?  I got a vodka cranberry riding on it.

2 minutes ago, RpR said:

Yep, fill the squad with rookies, they say, let them show their good.

Twins could set the record for most losses in baseball history.

Cleveland Spiders lost 134 in 1899. Our Twins have already won 43. Sadly, the record is out of reach. Wait 'til next year.

Free baseball! Here we go, Katy Thielbar the door!!

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Free baseball! Here we go, Katy Thielbar the door!!

Oh!  Nellllllllllllllllllie.

Made him look like Badoodoo.