1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

I'll take "Phrases you'll NEVER see on a TD game thread for 1000, Alex."

What, never?

7 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Spock, I need to know how to say the number two in Roman!

Excrementum, if I am not mistaken.

3 minutes ago, RpR said:

Why did they pull Coulome?

 

“Questions we never expected to ask, for $400, Alex.”

He will be OK if he only walks in 3 runs.

 

Something seems familiar about bases loaded...

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

I'll take "Phrases you'll NEVER see on a TD game thread for 1000, Alex."

Wait how did I get ninja’d on that ??

Wow, Robles is doing all he can to not get traded. Dude has been a tire fire for about the last month.

1 minute ago, Hosken Bombo Disco said:

“Questions we never expected to ask, for $400, Alex.”

A true Twins Daily Double, that.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

Tie game, why does that not surprise me.

Now why was Coulome pulled?

 

Bleeping incredible

LaTroy: "Man, I don't think Haase can catch up to a fastball."

5 seconds later

Haase hits a grand slam off a 97 MPH fastball

 

?

I guess the good news is that after all the crap outings the bullpen has had before this, nobody can say they're shocked or disappointed..

3 minutes ago, Danchat said:

Wow, Robles is doing all he can to not get traded. Dude has been a tire fire for about the last month.

That's rather harsh. An insult to tire fires, even.

Robles has been on the verge of this just about every time he’s been in a save situation. 

Just now, Danchat said:

LaTroy: "Man, I don't think Haase can catch up to a fastball."

5 seconds later

Haase hits a grand slam off a 97 MPH fastball

 

?

LaTroy Hawkins, stealth motivational speaker...

Well, excrementum.

This team.

2 minutes ago, Aggies7 said:

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

New here?

Just now, Danchat said:

LaTroy: "Man, I don't think Haase can catch up to a fastball."

5 seconds later

Haase hits a grand slam off a 97 MPH fastball

 

?

Zathros is used to being beast of burden to other people's cause. Sad life. Probably sad death. At least there is symmetry.

Should've went with Gretel instead.

What’s wrong with Robles? Whiplash?

Last time a Grand Slam put the Twins in a world of hurt Rogers was pitching.

Happ usually gives one or two good inning, why don't they use him as an emergency closer?

Hell Shoemaker would be better than Robles.

 

Bullpen coach Pete Maki gives the boys a little pep talk before they beam down to defend the lead...

 

I wonder if Jim Pohlad watches any of the games?

 

4 minutes ago, Aggies7 said:

Robles has been on the verge of this just about every time he’s been in a save situation. 

Yeah, he fits right in.

1 minute ago, Aggies7 said:

What’s wrong with Robles? Whiplash?

Same as the rest of the pen...   A.S.S.

Acute Shame Syndrome.

8 minutes ago, LaBombo said:

I guess the good news is that after all the crap outing the bullpen has had before this, nobody can say they're shocked or disappointed..

1 minute ago, Aggies7 said:

What’s wrong with Robles? Whiplash?

I think what's wrong is that we all forgot that he had a 10.80 ERA last year. Now he's regressing back to that point.

Maybe its the curse of Robbie Grossman and Schoop.

Your 2021 Minnesota Twins.