Good grief, now they are blooping hits in 

The Mariners announcers sound genuinely stunned to see seattle score this many runs

2 minutes ago, Aggies7 said:

I may or not be under the influence of mind altering substances right now, but I just realized we might get ten runned against the Mariners and some guy who sounds like he could be an arthritis medicine

To be fair, you're pretty much always under the influence.

10 minutes ago, KirbyDome89 said:

I think the fact that Pineda signed that year gives this current group the edge, but damn I cringed thinking about Addison Reed and Logan Morrison. 

I forgot we had Pineda for that injury year when he didn’t pitch. 

He’s a decent #4 guy — when he’s on the mound. 

Just now, USAFChief said:

To be fair, you're pretty much always under the influence.

I’m under the influence of stinkahol from having watched this club since April 

Didja hear about the cheese factory that blew up in France?

Luckily, nobody was hurt, but man what a mess. De brie everywhere. 

Just now, USAFChief said:

Didja hear about the cheese factory that blew up in France?

Luckily, nobody was hurt, but man what a mess. De brie everywhere. 

I heard the roof bleu right off

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

6 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Didja hear about the cheese factory that blew up in France?

Luckily, nobody was hurt, but man what a mess. De brie everywhere. 

Was that near the Swiss border? 

We are getting Flexened.   

2 minutes ago, Hosken Bombo Disco said:

Was that near the Swiss border? 

Yes, and the site was considered holy.

As it turns out, Happ somehow only giving up 1 in the bottom of the first was tonight's high point. 

26 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

I've gotten into racing snails in the past year or so.

No, really. It's a thing. My best racing snail has been in a prolonged slump. I thought maybe if I took his shell of, he'd be faster.

Didn't work though. If anything, it made him more sluggish. 

Well... Don't leave us hanging....

 

Who won? You or the snail?

2 minutes ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

 

 

Who won? You or the snail?

No.

10 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there’s a dgo ? 

5 minutes ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

Well... Don't leave us hanging....

 

Who won? You or the snail?

The race is still in progress

1 minute ago, Hosken Bombo Disco said:

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there’s a dgo ? 

So close...

 

Dog. Wondering if there really is a dog.

 

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

No.

Ah, it's still going.

 

I'm rooting for you!

18 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

I get three people mad at me?

 

I try not to cross people if i can't help it.

 

Anyway, i gotta check to see if i'm insomniac...

 

Not much has kept me up for this game. I only got the audio feed, which i guess makes it easier to lose track of things.

Coming into this series the Mariners had not won back to back games in June.

 

3 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Coming into this series the Mariners had not won back to back games in June.

This June (well last June too) i assume?

I expect they did it a few times in the 90s...

 

We could still come back...

They made up a 6 run deficit at Target Field, so it'd be symmetry.

Had enough of this.

 

G'night, Gracie.

1 hour ago, Aggies7 said:

Happ and shumaker have to go. Dobnak can drive them to the airport and take the same flight 

This is hands down the Twins Daily game threads comment of the year!!!!! Thanks for the laugh! \m/

Glad to see Happ filling the void that Shoemaker left in the rotation. I'm sure he's another guy this team just can't afford to cut bait on. You can never have enough mop up arms in the pen....

24 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Coming into this series the Mariners had not won back to back games in June.

And yet they have a better record than we do in the month of June. They're 5-8 and we're 4-9!

46 minutes ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

I get three people mad at me?

Impossible!— wait, you’re not a Twins pitcher, are you?

Jax is pitching out of the pen and is almost at 100 pitches... wow.

We're on the verge of being swept by a team that's on the way to missing the playoffs for twenty straight years! 

Game over, man.

Ten-runned

and when you’ve lost Atteberry, you’ve lost just about everyone except Bremer.