As bad as happ is, he’s probably not in the top 5 SP’s the twins signed in the offseason in the last 5 years

Just now, USAFChief said:

This inning: walk the .181 hitting catcher who hasn't been on base in weeks, fail to cover first on a bleeder to the right side, give up a 2 strike single and then a bases clearing triple to hitters the Seattle fans hate, cause they can't hit. Let the last run in because your catcher can't catch. 

 

Well done, all the way around. 

 

Side note: coming into this game, the Twins starting staff's June ERA was just over 7.5.

 

This isn't big league baseball. 

They’ve made me hate the game and I don’t like that

Jay Happ: last 30 innings 50 hits 36 runs  10 walks 9HR.  Is he a major league pitcher?  I think not.

At least Bally Sports North priced themselves out of my internet providers range, I only have to suffer watching gameday on mlb.com. And no, I will not pay for the app next year, even if they are scores better next year.

 

Ok, let’s get some runs against this mediocre pitcher.

I don't bet on baseball games, so the Twins aren't costing me any money.

Whether they win or lose doesn't affect my family's interests.

Thankfully,every time they lose, I don't have a sign on me, about rooting for a loser.

So why do I get so upset?  Because I enjoy watching  baseball and they've been a part of my life for 60 years.

It's not worth the trouble or anxiety.  I think I'll start an ant farm.

I just came on line to see if anyone is still listening and talking about the game.  My hot take tonight is that Shoemaker and Happ are going to start piggybacking games!  Should be a dynamic duo.  But mostly I wanted to say thank you J - I will not be up after midnight to see if we might win - haha.  So good night everyone.  

3 minutes ago, mikelink45 said:

just came on line to see if anyone is still listening and talking about the game. 

Whenever possible!

This free agent class has a good chance to be worse than the 2018 free agent class. This FO duo may not be the best at identifying valuable free agents. 

Sano, just when you hope he's figured it out: 4-21 with 10 K's in his last 6 games including tonight. Cut ties and put Kirilloff at 1B when Buxton and Kepler come back. 

Don't know what to do with the starting pitcher rotation either, it seems beyond help at this point.

8 minutes ago, SanoMustGo said:

Jay Happ...

I appreciate the phonetic spelling.  Maybe it’s time for Happ to make the change and change his luck!

1 minute ago, Hosken Bombo Disco said:

I appreciate the phonetic spelling.  Maybe it’s time for Happ to make the change and change his luck!

It's just easier than typing a bunch of periods...LOL

Did Happ think he was in the bullpen warming up the first two innings?

 

Happ keeps this up his ERA will drop below 6

3 minutes ago, SanoMustGo said:

Happ keeps this up his ERA will drop below 6

Sell!!1!

I just saw a stat:  The Twins have hit ZERO home runs off the curveball this season.  ZERO.  They rank 1st or 2nd in all of MLB in BA and OPS against the fastball.

2 minutes ago, SanoMustGo said:

I just saw a stat:  The Twins have hit ZERO home runs off the curveball this season.  ZERO.  They rank 1st or 2nd in all of MLB in BA and OPS against the fastball.

That is almost unbelivable ?

1 minute ago, Hosken Bombo Disco said:

That is almost unbelivable ?

Which part?

Watching Phillies - Dodgers, we could have Rhys Hoskins, 0 - his last 32, makes Sano look like an All-Star (if possible).

12 minutes ago, Vanimal46 said:

This free agent class has a good chance to be worse than the 2018 free agent class. This FO duo may not be the best at identifying valuable free agents. 

I think the fact that Pineda signed that year gives this current group the edge, but damn I cringed thinking about Addison Reed and Logan Morrison. 

I thought Flexen was an ad on the tv score graphic.

I've gotten into racing snails in the past year or so.

No, really. It's a thing. My best racing snail has been in a prolonged slump. I thought maybe if I took his shell off, he'd be faster.

Didn't work though. If anything, it made him more sluggish. 

Hoskins still hitting .236, don't think Sano will get that high this year.....

1 minute ago, mnfireman said:

Hoskins still hitting .236, don't think Sano will get that high this year.....

236 strikeouts are certainly possible

40 percent of Long's hit total for the year have come off Happ tonight. 

3 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

I've gotten into racing snails in the past year or so.

No, really. It's a thing. My best racing snail has been in a prolonged slump. I thought maybe if I took his shell of, he'd be faster.

Didn't work though. If anything, it made him more sluggish. 

You should escar-go to bed after that one 

Mid 5th, Seattle Win Probabiliy: 94%. We havent made it to our bullpen yet.

Twins Win Probability:  0%

The 6% lag is explained by the strikeouts, variety of mental midget plays, fielding follies, and pitching heartburn yet to come.

Sigh.....

Uff da

I may or not be under the influence of mind altering substances right now, but I just realized we might get ten runned against the Mariners and some guy who sounds like he could be an arthritis medicine

8 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Which part?

One of our TD members once had the signature line: Hanging breaking balls are a gift from God - Kirby Puckett

Heck, their guy just had a bases-loaded triple on a hanging breaking ball a couple innings ago.